Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[GXT]

The trailer does look pretty cozy... hopefully nothing rattles apart on the way to California or wherever she's heading next.

[Mister Obvious]

Fuck it, I'm rejoining her Patreon.

I'm a simp. Fuck it. Go ahead, take my money Morgan.

[Mister Obvious]

I love this bitch, I can't help it.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/livestream-link-116972473

She was talking about writing a book and making an audio-visual version of the book. That's fucking brilliant.

[GXT]

Haha I'm just on the dollar tier and have been able to get the livestreams that weren't public on YouTube.

[Mister Obvious]

I went full on Inner Circle. All in baby!

[GXT]

Sweet! Actually there may have been a couple that were only available on the $10... I've never been totally able to understand her system

[Mister Obvious]

I've never been totally able to understand her system

Me either, that's why I just went for the highest tier cuz I assume everything is in it.

[Mister Obvious]

I have basically no time whatsoever to actually watch her, but... I mean, it's the thought that counts I guess.

[GXT]

Well if you missed today's it was fairly uneventful... She went to Tallahassee and got a burrito, which was probably a good idea after last night's powdered cereal dinner lol. At one point while she was eating and talking, Bougie turned around and gave her some kinda look when she said the Ukraine war is fake.
Then at the end she went to Target and made fun of the fat underwear models.
Twas a nice short one... which I usually prefer to the 3 hour marathons.

[GXT]

Bougie turned around and gave her some kinda look when she said the Ukraine war is fake.

23:40 NPC dog has fallen for the narrative and is now suspicious of Morgan.

[GXT]

Wow just now she's live again and it's night... yeah I don't have time for all this either, lol

[Mister Obvious]

I forgot how annoying the dogs are.

Like if she gets animated at all, they start barking.

How the fuck do people put up with that??

I'm gonna skip ahead hardcore anytime they start barking.

[Mister Obvious]

She made a tree skirt out of a placemat because someone in the audience was bitching saying the tree needed a skirt.

She cut a hole in the middle of it and put the tree through it. It turned out great.

See this is what I fucking love about Morgan.

[Mister Obvious]

She's charismatic. Usually charismatic people are dangerous. I'm suspicious of them.

[Mister Obvious]

Livestreams waste too much time though. You gotta have some respect for your viewers' lives and not waste time with dogs barking, dead air, silent streaks, etc. This is why I prefer an edited 'livestream style' video that is like 2 hours shorter cuz there's no unneeded crap in it.

[Mister Obvious]

Plus editing out all the shit you'd regret saying is kinda paramount, I mean Morgan gives an example of this in almost every video. But that is also part of what makes her so entertaining.

[GXT]

I forgot how annoying the dogs are.

Like if she gets animated at all, they start barking.

How the fuck do people put up with that??

I'm gonna skip ahead hardcore anytime they start barking.

Lol they're all like 27 years old so it's good they can at least still bark

[Mister Obvious]

Livestreams waste too much time though.

I really gotta like a motherfucker to watch a 3 hour long video, for real.

These days I watch almost everything sped up...

There are some channels I watch and I don't even know the original cadence these people even speak in cuz I just immediately speed it up.

On some levels, I think that's a bad thing. But it's useful and I think it's better than not watching at all, these assholes are entertaining.

This is yet another reason I disapprove of livestreaming... if you're watching live, you really can't speed it up.

[Mister Obvious]

Lol they're all like 27 years old so it's good they can at least still bark

Dude it sounds kinda whack, but I was thinking the same thing...

I was genuinely surprised they were all still alive.

I was like relieved when she said all their names, lol.

But at the same time, this feeling came over me like she's just setting herself up to be heartbroken when they ultimately die.

We've all had pets die, it sucks. It hurts worse than a lot of shit, TBH. But you do get over it.

Fluffy's always the cutest fluffy who's ever fluffied, even if the one that came before it was too, and the one after it will be.

In its own way, I think that's kinda fucked up as well. Of course, they're all individuals and every pet does hold a special place, but there are always more.