Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

Fuck rolling joints dude, Morgan needs to get some cones!

[Mister Obvious]

Why is she talking about winning the lottery and getting bodyguards?? Does she plan to start gambling a bunch or something??

[Mister Obvious]

Remember guys, Big Macs don't actually taste good. It's the "NATURAL FLAVORING" that gives you a serotonin boost and just makes you think it tastes good.

[GXT]

Natural flavoring sounds like it should just mean what a thing tastes like with nothing added to it

[GXT]

Morgan goes on these chemical rants then gets stoned and eats a giant bowl of Lucky Charms lol

[GXT]

Or whatever that cereal was, maybe it was all natural cereal... but that's bad too I guess

[Mister Obvious]

So Morgan's grandpa offered her 2 MILLION DOLLARS to have sex with him, meanwhile some other guy offered her $100 for an entire night. I meeeeaaannn, grandpa's offer don't look so bad?!?! Of course nobody wants to boff their grandpa, but if he's really paying up...



Lol, God man.

100% I absolutely fucking believe her about the grandpa thing. Absolutely.

[Mister Obvious]

Or whatever that cereal was, maybe it was all natural cereal... but that's bad too I guess

She got "the munchies" like 5 minutes after smoking the doob, that's not how it works. Somebody in the chat called her out on it too, lol.

She was hungry already. You never waste weed when you're hungry. You gotta eat first, let a couple hours pass.

[GXT]

She got "the munchies" like 5 minutes after smoking the doob, that's not how it works. Somebody in the chat called her out on it too, lol.

She was hungry already. You never waste weed when you're hungry. You gotta eat first, let a couple hours pass.

I've recently tried some edibles... They haven't ever made me hungry, just basically knocked me out.

[GXT]

She gets pretty revelatory in the second half of that one from last night lol almost surprised she didn't delete it.

[Mister Obvious]

I've recently tried some edibles... They haven't ever made me hungry, just basically knocked me out.

Yeah, edibles don't have as much of a munchies effect from what I've noticed. I sure love 'em!

She gets pretty revelatory in the second half of that one from last night lol almost surprised she didn't delete it.

I've got like 40 minutes of the stream left. Hopefully it gets juicy.

[Mister Obvious]

I looked into the Brett Cooper thing again because Morgan mentioned it, and OMG, I had no idea Brett is married. She got married sometime this year apparently. It's obvious that she intends to get knocked up and start the whole enslavement to family shitshow. She's clearly retiring, because that'll totally fuck her life up. Throwing in the freedom towel at 23 like a good right wing trad-wife.

[Mister Obvious]

She's probably already pregnant.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BrettCooper/com...t/lxucf97/

Yup, see. I don't know (or care) fuck all about Brett Cooper, but this shit is so transparent and predictable.

Youth is a hazy veil of hormone induced insanity.

[Mister Obvious]

Leaving behind millions of adoring fans and shit tons of money to devote yourself to the most thankless job in the world...

*smh*

[Mister Obvious]

Thank God for boxed wine.

[Mister Obvious]

I guarantee DailyWire didn't WANT Brett to leave... she just took the out because her contract was probably up. God only knows how long she could have stayed with them.

Man, I cannot relate. I just can't.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BrettCooper/com...t/lzb9d0y/

Brett's mom is gonna move in and help raise the kids, lol.

Wow, sounds like a fucking paradise for the hubby, you know that's gonna be a hit with him.

I mean yeah, in a perfect world, having someone trusted actually live with you and help bear the unimaginable burden of children would be great but...

Exactly what is the fucking point?

What's the point of having kids?

Heck, what's the point of getting married? The shit is a joke. It's all a joke.

That's why I think a lot of the ring wing commentators are totally full of shit just pushing an agenda...

There's no "good" side, not the right, not the left, none of it. They're all totally brainwashed.

[Mister Obvious]

Lmao, look what YouTube just recommended to me straight after I made these posts...

[Mister Obvious]

[GXT]

Maybe that Reagan chick will steal Brett's husband and Brett will be driven to revenge... would make a great Dr. Grande episode!