Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

I don't prefer her edited videos, but it's better than nothing.

The footage of her throwing an AC unit off her camper from years ago was pretty interesting though, I gotta say.

Morgan's life runs in a strange loop.

[Mister Obvious]

It's VERY interesting shit. I'm surprised Morgan hasn't been physically injured a whole lot more with all the crazy shit she does though.

[Mister Obvious]

This video, oh my God dude. That entire camper is trash. Burn that shit.

[Mister Obvious]

She is 5000% wasting her time doing *anything* to that camper whatsoever.

Just call it a loss and move the fuck on stat, there are way more important things for her to do.

[GXT]

Lol I kinda like that 3 wall indoor/outdoor thing she has going now, but I doubt that'd go well in the north Florida summer.

[GXT]

Morgan's life runs in a strange loop.

This was my introduction to Unstoppable Morgan way back in 2021... Saw a few videos from that period leaving Florida heading to Memphis and prolly some older ones. Got into it for maybe a couple weeks, then mostly forgot about her for a couple years until
this thread brought me back a couple years ago lol

[Mister Obvious]

Thank you for linking the video that originally introduced you to Morgan. I don't know if I've seen that one. The thumbnail is amazing.

I see what Morgan means about her being naturally thin and the alcohol having made her gain weight. She looks gorgeous in that video in my opinion, but I think there's a difference between water retention weight, and true actual fat. It looks like a lot of liquid weight she was holding there rather than normal fat.

So I do believe her story about the alcohol making her weigh more and now that she's sober, she's not retaining as much liquid in her body. I do think she has a smidge of an eating disorder which does cause her to be thinner than she would optimally be though. As long as she's healthy and energetic, doesn't get winded easily, etc. then I guess there's no real issue with her weight at this time.

Water retention weight and true fat are a very different thing... one is unhealthy as it indicates an elimination issue with the body (or a toxic situation, like alcoholism) and the other is normal and fine (as long as you're not obese).

I'm really proud of Morgan for getting the alcoholism under control... it's beyond impressive and God bless her for having that strength. I hope she maintains sobriety from alcohol for the rest of her life, and pray that God continually gives her the strength to do so.

[Mister Obvious]

I can relate to her frustration behind where to live, home ownership, renting, all that shit...

I feel the same way as she does. The way we've been conditioned in this society is fucking nonsense.

She's out of her fucking mind to think leaving the USA is a solution though, it absolutely isn't.

The fact that she'd consider going to Indonesia when they have a history of FUCKING EXECUTING PEOPLE over marijuana is leagues beyond stupid though...

I'd never wanna step foot in a place like that and give it the honor of my presence if it had that kind of history, fuck that place forever.

She will not be happy in some other country. If she really thinks she wants to try that shit out, she should just go to Mexico or something. At least keep it vaguely near the US and get it the hell out of your system, cuz trust me, you will come crawling back and kissing the fucking ground once you return to the USA.

[Mister Obvious]

And she's revolving the entire idea around linen pants.

Like yeah Morgan, boho pants are super comfortable and make you feel like a million bucks...

But what you need to do is popularize the shit in the USA and sell it there whilst living in the best country in the world and enjoying all the benefits of NOT being in a country with retardedass laws headed by a barbaric religion that makes women wear giant black trashbags and walk behind men.

Wake the fuck up for real.

Dude...

If she went to a country like that, it could be EXTREMELY dangerous for her. She does not have the discipline or the personality to hide herself and suppress her individuality like it'd be required of her in those shithole countries.

She'd get stoned to death or something. Or just imprisoned and raped the shit out of on the daily.

She needs to stay the fuck in the US where she's safe. I wonder if anyone in her audience is smart enough to tell her this.

[Mister Obvious]

If she thinks life is hard now in the land of the fucking free, head on over to a shithole country like Indonesia where there are NONE of the comforts she's used to and depends on for her livelihood in ways she doesn't even realize at this point...

And just see how it works out.

It won't. And she'll be lucky to make it back home.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/empty-stre...-125085117

Her Bronco looked great back then, I dunno why she's so against it now.

[Mister Obvious]

In one of her Patreon streams I was watching yesterday, she was talking about how she wants to get a "shop boy" to do shit for her and even be the filming guy...

She doesn't understand that her livestreams ARE as close to her as we can get. We don't need some rando fucking dude filming her from HIS perspective just to get her whole body in the shot. We don't fucking care about that.

Being able to see her whole body isn't what gives a sense of closeness and a candid quality to her videos. It's perfect just with her, by herself, filming from a tripod.

Why does she constantly have to overcomplicate shit??

Sure, get a "shop boy" and fuck him with no strings attached if you want, Morgan, but keep him the fuck out of your videos. I hate seeing other people in YouTubers' videos, I've talked about that at length. It totally kills the vibe.

[Mister Obvious]

The NYC video is really cool, but again, I just don't like these overly edited videos. I don't like music in videos, I don't like voiceovers, I don't like it.

If she just recorded her whole day, then edited out the bits that waste everybody's time, it'd be so much better. No music added in, no special effects, no title screens, no intro/outro, none of that shit. For real.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/sunday-morgan-124988746

1:17:00 she mentions fasting re: the dogs...

See this is where obsessive hypochondriac neurotic shit starts to piss me off.

It's kinda like the anti-natalists who go way too far and start saying all the animals should die off just to "save them from suffering" too.

Sure, whatever, humans can die off if they want, but they need to mind their own fucking business and leave the animal kingdom alone.

I am not demonizing Morgan over her stupid neurotic shit, she's so consumed with needless worry, it's a mental problem so you can't really hate her or judge her for it. But... she absolutely cannot fuck with the dogs' diets just because of her own mental issues. It's not okay.

And listen to her trying to justify how muslims cover their women's bodies in black trashbags just because she's mentally preparing to go to a shithole muslim country.

Like shut the fuck up Morgan, for real. Stay in the USA where you're safe and can wear crop tops without getting thrown in prison and gang raped.

Someone needs to level with her about this before shit gets out of hand. I'd hate to see something bad happen to her cuz she went somewhere in the world she NEVER should have been.

[Mister Obvious]

But let's be real...

You cannot tell this bitch anything.

You can only sit back and watch the fucking trainwreck.

Again, I am not trying to hate on Morgan or be mean...

I'm simply saying what I think is absolutely the truth about her situation.

[Mister Obvious]

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[GXT]

Man quite a whirlwind of new plans for the mold trailer! Water reservoirs on the roof and a new kitchen with a fish filleting station.

Sounds awesome though I'm not sure if this affects her plans for moving to Indonesia. Hopefully it makes her forget them cuz yeah lol...
I'd be amazed if she could make it out of the airport in a Muslim country without getting arrested.

[GXT]

Wow this Rosa sounds like even more of a piece of work than Morgan lol. I like that it ended up in a hilarious bout of shit-talking lmao.

OK fine I'll admit I'm mostly here for the drama...

[GXT]

Morgan's life runs in a strange loop.

this thread brought me back

Lol speaking of thread... spool is loops spelled backwards.
And Morgan always talks about 8 being her lucky number. 0 has just 1 loop so that makes 8 the loopiest number.
And lol is lol spelled backwards... so I solved the Morgan matrix and she can disregard all the Muslims and angry Rabbis.

[GXT]

Lol this somehow got recommended right after Morgan's livestream ended...
He'd be a good Muslim for her to listen to if she really needs one. 
And there's still a few days of Ramadan left for the dogs to observe.