There are A HUNDRED THOUSAND people watching Ryan Hall's weather stream...

[Mister Obvious]

I better go take a crap before the naders get here.

[Mister Obvious]

Whew, damn. That took longer than I thought!

Okay, I'm ready.

[Mister Obvious]

So Ryan's going off air after a 12 hour stint citing the fact that other people work for him and he can't keep them working any longer than that, which I thought was really clever.

Steve's still on air though, and see, this is Steve's time to shine...

He needs to anticipate how long these storms are gonna go on and only come on air after Ryan's been on for at least 5 hours or something.

[Mister Obvious]

Steve has been making BANK for the past few months.

[Mister Obvious]

I love it when they whip out the Chapstick.

[Mister Obvious]

These guys rock my world.

[Mister Obvious]

I love Steve even though he's such a lefty.

[Mister Obvious]

Steve's been on for 12 hours and he's still basically at full power... how the fuck??

[Mister Obvious]

These guys are livin' right, that's all I know for sure.

[Mister Obvious]

4:12 this is a good chance for Steve to jump in and cover this storm while Ryan won't be around.

If Ryan does end up going live, Steve should prepare to do late night coverage of the event.

This looks like it's gonna be a night time thing, so Lookner should make sure to get his rest.

[Mister Obvious]

Lookner's really dropping the ball wasting his energy talking about this Donald Trump shit when there are huge storms coming later today.

[Mister Obvious]

Ah, well... he's no Ryan (or Andy) anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.

[Mister Obvious]

His stream does have like 5k viewers right now, which is crazy to me... like, who cares??

I'd never bother tuning in to some bullshit political theater these days.

[Mister Obvious]

The weather is much more interesting.

[fungwillfindthings]

His stream does have like 5k viewers right now, which is crazy to me... like, who cares??

I'd never bother tuning in to some bullshit political theater these days.

They're probably bots I will go look.

[Mister Obvious]

They're not bots, bro...

They are legitimate.

That's just how many sheeple in Steve's viewership still believe the lies.

[Mister Obvious]

120,000 currently watching.

[Mister Obvious]

YO, YO!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S HEAR IT FOR RYAN FUCKIN' HALL, Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/offshore...221642.jpg

I've always thought of putting one of these offshore platforms in Florida so I don't have to worry about the hurricane storm surge or any kind of flooding.

It only needs to be about 30 feet above high tide.