Matt Rife: Hottest Standup Comedian of All Time

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Rife

Well, he's probably the most conventionally attractive, but I do think Bill Hicks was sexier.

[Mister Obvious]

Mega hot doesn't equate to sexiness in all cases... there are a lot of super hot people who I don't find "sexy" per se. It's interesting.

[Luscious Atari]

His crowd work is elite: 





My favorite bit from him: "why am I like thiiiis??"

[Mister Obvious]

I do think Bill Hicks was sexier.

Whew thank God, I'm so relieved I said this.

Lol.

Thread title gave me a jump scare for a sec.

But yeah, I've defended my opinion that Matt is hot as fuck to a lot of people and they've almost exclusively replied with "Ewww!"

I can only assume it's because he gets "cancelled" over and over again and people believe the narrative.

[Luscious Atari]

LOL! 

Bill and TolstoyKafkaEvsky aren't totally dissimilar. There's another Bill out there that fits this physical mold but isn't anywhere close to as hot as either of them, and is deeply fucking annoying, and it's probably just a matter of time before I plant my foot up his absurd ass and walk around with him like a snowshoe.