That Surprise Witness TV (BJ Investigates)

[Mister Obvious]

This one broad got religion, left the business, and married a preacher. Can't remember her name offhand.

I think I know who you're talking about.

Okay so there ARE examples.

Definitely not a lot of them though... guaranteed.

[user328]

She was getting old and thick anyway. She was destined to get thick on account of her big ol' tiddies.

[Mister Obvious]

That's what I'm thinking looking at Adam and Lena...

These people ain't spring chickens, it's nuts they'd take an irreversible step at this stage in the game that'll definitely ruin their lives, lmao but idiots gonna idiot.

[Mister Obvious]

At their ages, you need to be looking at actual serious, important (and longstanding) ways to accrue wealth.

It's just...

Sad what society has become.

[Mister Obvious]

*grabs another handful of popcorn, continues watching vid*

[Mister Obvious]

9:04 BJ is right. When you're famous and/or rich... people DON'T tell you when you're being a dumbfuck retard cuz they don't wanna risk getting thrown off the gravy train. Even if the train is headed toward some broken track, they ain't gonna say shit. You'll head toward ruin and they'll jump off at the last minute when they're sure the joy ride is about over.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG, and they even have a kid together.

Imagine how embarrassing things will be for these peoples' kids when they get older.

Agh.

[user328]

Lena is in worse shape than that other heifer was.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, she's... I mean, what the fuck.

The bar is low, my bitches.

[Mister Obvious]

2:34 roflmfaofuckinooooooololol.

[Mister Obvious]

4:42 bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaah. He's right.

[Guest]

I like her opening jingle

I just like her sensuality

I wanna be 5150’d and sent to a hospital where she is my nurse giving me touch therapy and I get to kiss her all over and suck her toes

[Mister Obvious]

lewlsz

[user328]

Erica Campbell was the name of that preacher marrying sow.

[user328]

Erica Campbell was the name of that preacher marrying sow.

You know he saw dem pics before he married her too.

[Mister Obvious]

I looked her up... surprised she was ever "skinny" since she's got the fat body type.

If you think the "fat body type" isn't a thing, get schooled.

They used to call it "big boned"... and maybe that's what it is.

Either way, it's a real thing.

[Mister Obvious]

It reminds me of the Dwarf race on World of Warcraft.

It's just genetics.

There are lots of different kinds of humans, from all kinds of genetic lines throughout the eons...

They don't all look good.

[user328]

If you think the "fat body type" isn't a thing, get schooled.

That's what I meant when I said she was destined to get thick. A small frame isn't built for tiddies that big.

[Mister Obvious]

Just cuz somebody has the "fat body type" doesn't mean they HAVE to be obese.

It just means they'll never have a '90s supermodel body no matter how hard they try.

Their frames are just too big and it can't be done.

[Mister Obvious]

That's what I meant when I said she was destined to get thick. A small frame isn't built for tiddies that big.

I legit forgot you said that, I remember now though... lol.