Dude, Johnny Depp is EXACTLY like me...

[Mister Obvious]

We're literally exactly the same.

In like every single way.

Can you believe this?

I'm twinsies with Christopher Walken, and now the parallels between myself and Johnny Depp are like, clearer than ever.

I'm so lucky though...

Twinsies with two of the hottest most famous actor dudes ever?!

Thank you to everyone who made this possible. God, the Universe, my parental units. You guys are great!

[Mister Obvious]