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(08-31-2025, 12:03 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: No but for real, I need to look back through the site sometime to see exactly what the fuck I was even saying in 2023...
Okay here's a sample of what I found...
"Gossip is a sin."
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18833.html
"Fever dreams."
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18911.html
"I wish everybody was just cats."
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18901.html
"Bend over and stare yourself in the crotch and then start talking to yourself."
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18900.html
"Homemade sweet potato chips."
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18851.html
"I like to bend my spoons and forks into more curvy, pleasing shapes."
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18960.html
"Swedish Death Cleaning"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18967.html
"Even the electrical outlet looks disappointed that we went with Edison over Tesla."
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18955.html
Who IS this person!?!?!?!! Roflmaololololmfao.
But nah, I DO remember SOME of this stuff, so I'm not THAT far gone.
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I remember the sweet potato chips for sure.
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Figures I'd only remember the food, lmao.
I can honestly say this about most chapters of my life besides my childhood, for obvious reasons...
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Okay that was mean, I remember the pot roast from childhood, it was great.
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I'd eat a plate of homemade sweet potato fries with YOUR fucking face right now.
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CARAMELIZE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK.
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Imagine you randomly come across this motherfucker in the woods.
Shit make you believe there's a God for sure.
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0:20 I made that post before I even heard this part.
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Double hammocks are the only way though, never get a single. It's a matter of safety and the "parachute" hammocks are the best.
They come with a ~5" wide border of fabric around the edges which you can use for head support and it also just keeps you from falling out.
Fucking love a hammock.
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Never hang 'em higher than you're willing to fall.
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God I wish I had some beef stick right now.
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0:56 dude I dunno what's more insane, the fact that he just said this, or the fact that I'm somehow not even a minute into this video.
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The synchronicities are fucking wild with this dude.
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I have to pause and just soak it in because it's so...
I dunno, it's like the universe shining a spotlight directly on you when this kind of shit happens and you just freeze.
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Super special people like this attract magic around them, but it's like... natural magic that doesn't really do that much besides "look cool" and maybe save your life in super physical situations. Which is chill, I'm not hating.
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You really don't wanna fuck with these nature dudes, they're a rare breed.
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I would literally pay this guy for sex.
I mean, five dolla but...
It's something.
In quarters.
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11:54 it takes like 4 days to learn how to fall asleep using a hammock as your primary sleeping apparatus. Once you get past the muscle memory learning curve, it's like any other sleeping experience.
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Now if you're IN THE FUCKING WOODS, good luck falling asleep under any circumstances, lmao. That's why they make sheds.
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