I'm watching the whole movie right now...
I can't get over how fucking hot Lord Henry (George Sanders) is.
4:30 into the movie and there's a checkerboard floor. Illuminati confirmed...
God Lord Henry is so fucking sexy. He's sooooooo unbelievably sexy.
It's weird how they're tripping all over Dorian Gray. He's not even that hot.
The butterfly scene is so fascinating to me...
They superimpose the twitching, dying butterfly over Dorian's face as he's realizing that he needs to be all evil and shit. That's almost like a mirco expression of the entire story in that one scene. Pretty damn epic... I wonder if the rest of the movie will be that good.
LMFAO ARE THEY SERIOUSLY BRINGING BASTET INTO THIS!?!?!? Are they gonna try to say Bast granted his wish!?!?!?!
Man this is a badass story... it's got a great musical score too.
I guess I can see some correlation between Bastet and the wish for eternal youth or whatever... it halfway adds up and the other half is like WTF.
Now there's some stupid musical shit with Angela Lansbury... I couldn't give a fuck about this at all and I see no symbolism in it at all. Like it means... fucking nothing. At all. Like nothing. Seriously.
Ah I think I see where this stupid singing scene is going. I guess they're showing Dorian's vampirelike attraction or some shit. Whatever. Where is Lord Henry. So basically that whole stupid song was about how this bitch is a yellow bird or something and she's flying away from her uncomplicated and free life for Dorian. It would seem as though she's reluctant... as the lyrics suggest.
I'm just not hella impressed with Dorian.
"There is no evil in him"... ROFL. Whatever, Dorian seems creepy as fuck.
I thought she was gonna kiss her brother there for a second.
Oh thank God, there's Lord Henry again. He's such a fucking maverick. He's literally my dream guy. Literally.
Everybody seems so chapped by everything he says, ROFL! Truth hurts, I guess.
OMG can this chick literally only sing this one fucking song about a damn bird. Like WTF.
Lord Henry is fucking brilliant, I don't care what anybody says.
LMFAOLOL, Dorian playing this chick some crap on the piano in front of the painting of HIMSELF. ROFL that's the most narcissistic shit ever.
Angela Lansbury is very cute though. I don't see her being a tool to Dorian though.
WTF, Bastet is lying on a Chinese rug? What the fuck are these people smoking? And once again Dorian is being creepy as fuck... if I was this chick I'd run out of there. I mean he's SOOOOOO creepy. SOOOOO creepy. SO CREEPY. OMG SO CREEPY. SO CREEPY. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ONNNNN.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOINGGGGGG. What the fuck, why is this chick just being all calm and shit like there's nothing TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD about this. What the fuck she's crying. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?? What's he supposed to have some kinda mind control powers or something?? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE LADY. OMG.
This is the creepiest shit for real. She better get the fuck out of there. What the fuck. WHY IS SHE JUST STANDING THERE??!?!?1 OMG NO DON'T WALK BACK IN. I fucking swear. I'm fucking mad at this chick.
This is fucking BULLSHIT.
God he's so fucking creepy, LOL.
Now there's a picture of her on his desk, and he's writing a goodbye/hate letter to her saying now he gives up on chicks and now he's just gonna be all evil and shit. AS IF it really was her fault or something... he used her as total scapegoat. What a pussy!
LOL "evil looking houses", yeah that's London.
Man I love the way they work this stuff info the painting, what a story... totally fascinating. It's like an epic episode of the Twilight Zone. "The lines of cruelty about the mouth were unmistakable."
LMFAO I love Lord Henry, he's so great... he's such a fuckin' realist, he just goes on and on and on. ROFL. I love him, we're twinsies.
Hallward is pretty hot too... he looks like Art Garfunkel without the fro though.
Does Dorian ever start killing hookers?? Need to spice this shit up a little bit.
WTF, is that a midget?
So far it hasn't shown Dorian doing... fucking anything.
Alright now I'm about to get pissed off at this movie. Dorian is about to get all weird with the chick who he knew as a little kid who's all grown up now. Is this bitch really not gonna say anything about how Dorian still looks freakishly fucking young? This is dumb as shit. Like super dumb. I'm sorry but it's fucking ridiculous. I get it, it's a fucking story, but still. Like WTF. And what about this fucking Hallward guy? He doesn't have anything to say either???
This is so dumb.
And Dorian is still soooooo creepy. Like SOOOOOO creepy.
DORIAN has to address the WEIRDASS spectacle of his bizarre motherfucking freakishly YOUNG looks after all these years... FACEPALM. It almost makes everyone else seem like the fucking weirdos instead of Dorian, LMFAO!!! The hell.
What, is Lord Henry dead at this point or something?? Where the fuck is he? I bet he's old as shit now. Prolly still hot as fuck though.
Awww, I almost kinda feel sorry for Dorian. I'd feel more sorry for him if he was hot.
LOL so he's trying to get the painter guy to come up and see the picture. I can't believe the dude is following Dorian considering how totally creepy and cryptic he's being. Like WTF. These people are just dumb. And Dorian is being super weird, I mean it's not the painter guy's fault Dorian is an asshole. Don't kill the painter dude bro, he's old as shit but he's still hotter than you are! Fuckin' loser!
In this version of the movie I'm watching, it shows the portrait in color. It looks like some freaked out psychedelic painting... pretty cool.
If I had walked into that room and Dorian showed me that freaked out painting and was playing with that knife like a psycho, I'd have thought he was totally nuts and got the fuck out immediately. Like obviously would have assumed he just defaced the shit out of the painting like a total weirdo. How is this guy just assuming this is some supernatural shit?? I mean I get it, it's a story but still. STILL.
Dorian sucks ass for killing that hot old dude, fuck you Dorian. But whatever... the painting couldn't look much worse anyways. I love the swinging lamp after he kills the guy... epic filmmaking right there. So simple but with such an impact.
So he's gonna just lock that old dude's body in that room?? WTF.
Dorian sucks balls for blaming his evilness on everybody else, what a pussy.
Dorian "Pussy" Gray.
OMG IT'S LORD HENRY!!! HE'S STILL HOT AS FUCK!!!
He just asked Gladys to marry him... what a fucking weirdo. What a creep. What a fucking creepy creepster. Meanwhile this hotass dude sitting across from Gladys is like heartbroken and shit, he's way hotter than Dorian "Pussy" Gray.
"One day we shall be awakened with suffering and dismay to the realization that the soul is not a superstition. The spirit of man, a material substance that can be viewed under a microscope."
DAAAAAAMN.
"What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his soul?"
Dude, is this guy gonna kill Dorian Gray!?!?!?!?! That would be awesomeee.
Aw, he was gonna but it was somebody else playing the piano.
Man this freaked out bar is a trip, LOL... WTF.
This scene here with Sibyl's brother and the lady at the bar is awesome... my second favorite scene for fuckin' sure.
OMG Dorian just walked in!
LOL... what a badass fuckin' movie.
WTF, is Dorian gonna kill himself?
Thank God for Lord Henry staying so damn hot.
Aw this is sad... the way Dorian looks at the portrait at the end.
Oh wow...
That endinggg thoooouuuugghhhhhh.
Wow at how freaked out Lord Henry looked and his reaction.
Epicest of sauces.
