Dreamed I had sex with a gay dude...

[Mister Obvious]

We partied hearty and then fuckin' GOT IT ONNN.

I was so very confused that he wanted to "do the sex" with me though because he was SO gay. 

We were at a hotel, kind of cheap but really roomy. It was the place where people came to get ready or to clean up between parties or clubs or whatever.

So I did the sex with this gay dude, then he leaves with some people to party. Then while he was gone, a couple other dudes drop by. They seemed pretty gay too. I dunno how one thing led to another but I ended up "doing the sex" with one of them too. Get this, the guy was wearing a mask the whole time. But his arms were super hairy, I'll get to that later.

Let me just mention now, ALL these dudes were hot as fuck. Underwear model kinda bodies.

So the original gay dude comes back to the hotel, these friends drop him off. He is TRASHED. He comes in and he's being really nice and flirting, asking if I had a good time with the other guy. He had a laptop out on the table and was looking at people's pages.

I look at the pics of this one guy with super hairy arms and I'm like "Is that him?" and the guy smiles like yes, all excited and shit. I look at the dude's face and he wasn't ugly. I felt this sense of relief and pride over having had sex with him. "At least he wasn't ugly, and it sure was fun!" type deal.

So then the original gay guy goes in the bathroom. To be continued...

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"doing the sex"

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"the original gay dude"

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS THREAD IM CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

So it's pretty late at night at this point and I'm wondering what this guy is gonna do next. I'm looking around the room and I see a pair of fuzzy socks on the bed, and I realize, he's planning to go to sleep (in the bed with me).

All the sudden there are these super loud puking sounds, toilet style. This guy is puking HARD. For like five minutes solid. I'm like OMG.

He was in there for a WHILE after that.

Then, he opens the door and says "Sorry about all that noise, I'm glad you're still here." He's walking around the room grabbing stuff and seems fine, he's getting ready to take a shower. He asks me if I want to join him and I'm like yeah... after all, I'd had sex with that other dude and it seemed like I'd gone to a few parties myself during the course of the night.

So we get in the shower and this guy does his thing with the soap/shampoo really fast, and I'm just watching him, taken aback by how absurdly hot he is (like in the face and body). He turns around and looks at me, and he goes, "What is it?" And I said, "I've just never been in the shower with somebody this hot before." He laughed/smiled and just looked at me from the side like he didn't believe he was that hot.

So then he goes, "You know what my favorite part of this shower is?" I start looking around. Then he reaches for these two handles on the wall and it opens this shelf thingy big enough to sit on. It's kinda high up for me to get on myself, so he lifts me up there. He spreads open my legs and goes "See, it's just perfect!" and starts stroking my thighs with his manmeat.

And that was the dream as I recall it.

[Mister Obvious]

This dream turned me on pretty hard.

I kinda wanna masturbate, but it's also getting kinda late and I've been awake in bed for like an hour so... I just have to get up.

[Dark Dick]

Did you do the gay sex in the butt?

[Mister Obvious]

No man it was all in the pussy!

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[MARCUS-boy lover to trix]

trix you have the mouth of a sailor  ,  is that inherited or were you sheltered as a youth and taken to church twice on sunday  thus creating animosity ? 

i am curious because i have a big  cussing problem but grew up with crazy strict religious parents 

[Mister Obvious]

It was 40% inherited and 60% internet.