I confess my undying love for Alex Jones every single day...

[Mister Obvious]

But he never sees me...

[Mister Obvious]

I'VE NEVER LOVED SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T LOVE ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

I'VE NEVER LOVED SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T LOVE ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

well get used to it , you old hag 

LOL

[Mister Obvious]

I LOVE ALEX JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I still don't understand why Alex hasn't given me my own show yet, I mean I'm obviously super entertaining.

[Mister Obvious]

I could be the next Mae Brussell.

[user49]

[Mister Obvious]

Six, are you trying to tell me that if I just keep trying, Alex Jones will eventually love me?

[user49]

Nope... Trying to point you in the direction to where you are high status and he feels Infowars cannot go another month without you.

[Mister Obvious]

I WILL DO THIS.

[user49]

Instead of unavailable gay dudes it should be a higher status Al Jones that could/should be burying his uni-face-stiffneck between the inside of your thighs on the infowars desk, then stuffing you from behind for 3 minutes (according to Cream of Caulk) 5 minutes before the cameras are pointed at you & rolling on your half hour/1 hour live broadcast.

It's all to say that I believe in you, that you are (or should be) the prize, feel free to delete this.

[-52-]

Old.
Fat.
Talks like a frog with lung cancer.

Has mad crazy anger issues.

 Got rich over bullshit supplements that dont work.

What am I missing here?

Old harry balls musk smelling balls slapping against my chin???


Because I don't see it.

[Guest]

Old.
Fat.
Talks like a frog with lung cancer.

Has mad crazy anger issues.

 Got rich over bullshit supplements that dont work.

What am I missing here?

Old harry balls musk smelling balls slapping against my chin???


Because I don't see it.

LOL i bet he has those assistants apply his anti balding and hemmerhoid creams