I just spent 6 hours sewing a pair of pants...

[Mister Obvious]

I'm crosseyed and have definitively decided that sewing is too time consuming.

It's a conclusion I've come to before, and somehow I always forget and begin another project.

There are so many things I want to make, and at the same time, I just never want to do it again.

I have sewn things...

I have sewn all kinds of things. 

You would be surprised what you can sew.

And no I am not being philosophical here, I am literally talking about sewing. 

I'm gonna sew one more shirt.

And then I'm DONE, I'M DONE.

[Mister Obvious]

I was custom modifying jeans into bell bottoms.

Then I started cutting up shirts.

I can't see straight.

Which is actually the perfect condition for cutting up shirts.

[Mister Obvious]

I have so many colors of thread.

So many.

It's so great.

It's so great

[Guest]

I have so many colors of thread.

So many.

It's so great.

It's so great

When you write like that it's a beautiful thing ,you are poetry in motion , all you need is a fine tailor to measure you like they do in the fancy London suit shops