I died of a brain aneurysm and they've yet to find my body. Ask me a question.

[GG]

Serious inquiries only, please.

[GG]

So my spirit will be around for a bit. Take your time. I'm going to jet over to Walmart.

[Mister Obvious]

ROFLMAOLOL.

Is this a Twilight Zone FanFic participation thread!?



Oh, GG! You know just how to tickle my fancy!!!

[Mister Obvious]

(((Wonders if the body's still warm)))

[GG]

Haha!

It's kind of lonely so far. Nothing's really going on. My body is still slumped over the keyboard and my dog is still asleep at my feets. Kind of sad for my poor baby. He's going to really miss me.

I wish I could fix my hair up a little better better before they find me. I hope my underwear is clean!

[Mister Obvious]

Don't worry, the dog will be okay...

If nobody finds you for a few days, he'll start eating your body.

Nature has a beautiful way of caring for its children!!!

[GG]

Aren't I supposed to be seeing God or something pretty soon? I don't even know where I'm supposed to go. What am I supposed to be doing? I guess for now I'll just hang out and keep an eye on my body so no one comes in and tries to feel me up.

[GG]

Update!

I was able to meet God last night and we talked for a bit. He said my body wasn't really all dead yet and that I could go back if I wanted. Then a cloud opened up in front of me and he showed me the scene of my body and I could see my dog licking my face and he was crying. I told God that I'd catch him later and crawled into the cloud and popped right back into my body.  The rest of the day has been relatively uneventful.

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