I just came up with a pet name for Vladimir Putin!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Vladdy Poopoo! 



Does anybody know Mr. Putin?

I want to go steady.

[Mister Obvious]

Tell him I'm interested!

[zenba]

when doing a metamucil commercial, he's vladimir poopin.

when driving for uber, he's vladimir scootin.

[Guest]

trix , he already has a former rhythmic gymnastic gold medalist alina kabaeva to keep him 'exercised' , but i am sure he could put you in a cabin in the woods near moscow for some variety shall we say ,lol

flex baby , https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736...1e6ce6.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

SHUT UP!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT BITCH!!!

SHE'S OLDER THAN ME ANYWAY!!!

POOTY NEEDS ALL THE WOMEN!!!

THERE'S ROOM FOR MORE!!!