meet the fake blind people

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

ok i just ran across a dove soap advert  with a youngish redhead and she claims to be blind yet  her eyes looked fresh as a fuckin daisy  

and a second one years earlier , dove  just repeated the winning formula 

[Mister Obvious]

0:19 her eyes definitely look like she's focusing and looking directly at the camera etc. If she wasn't, she'd be looking above it, or beside it, or below it...

Everything on TV is a lie. Everything. None of it is real. No commercial plot, no TV show plot, it's all entirely fabricated.

I actually would come closer to believing that second chick was really blind though. If she wasn't then she was at least better at faking it. First commercial is totally bunk though.