10-11-2020, 11:49 AM
"Uhhh, that guy's hair makes me not trust him at all."
|
Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
|
10-11-2020, 12:20 PM
Dude...
Honestly? Close. In fact I'm sorta freaked out by how bang on your guess was, ROFL! It's not him but it is one of those sorta... Meh I guess spiritual fruitcake types in some ways.
10-11-2020, 12:21 PM
This is an older guy and he sorta looks like Bob Dylan, and his hair is so on point that it makes me suspicious.
10-11-2020, 12:22 PM
That was just my first impression of him though, but he seems nice.
10-13-2020, 04:03 PM
mother , am I ok eating whole grain honey nut cheerios ?
10-15-2020, 02:14 PM
"When my eventual mid-life crisis hits and I lose my shit in EVERY direction
I will become a rapper and my name will be Lil' Fapp. I will reign. AND make it Rain..." Fo' da bitchiz. *church*
10-15-2020, 02:20 PM
OK, just checked the weather so I'm not a gotdamn lie!
Moments ago, ya boy here went outside in a t-shirt, shorts & sandals [w/o socks, I know, disgusting!] into some unbelievable 46'F/80% humidity! Aaaand I nearly cursed God. Yes, it WAS that bad. Imagine a grown man, moved to tears, falling to his knees under a cold black sky, clenching his raised fists high above his head and screaming "STEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" It was JUST like that! OK, it was slightly less than that... maybe 25% of that. Probably closer to 30%... 50%... 35%. It's fuckin' cold y'all!! *NOT bullshittin*
10-15-2020, 02:42 PM
(10-15-2020, 02:14 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: I will become a rapper and my name will be Lil' Fapp. I will reign. AND make it Rain..." You need to make your shtick all about improvised prison sex toys. Rap about fee fees... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p...fee%20fees 
10-15-2020, 09:47 PM
(10-15-2020, 02:20 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: Moments ago, ya boy here went outside in a t-shirt, shorts & sandals [w/o socks, I know, disgusting!] Do you live in eastern Texas? I'm in northwestern Louisiana near the Texas state line, and we're having the same kind of weather.
10-15-2020, 10:00 PM
South Wales, UK.
Cold, wet, windy and Foreverrrrrr!!! ROFL... but not really funny. : (
10-16-2020, 02:23 PM
"This tartar sauce isn't real tartar sauce, but that's all right because this catfish isn't really catfish."
10-16-2020, 03:13 PM
"Knowing my luck, when my Phoenix rises from the ashes it'll be a fucking dodo bird."
10-17-2020, 04:06 PM
"When in doubt, always get two. And if they're on sale: Get three!"
10-17-2020, 04:44 PM
YT lady: "Hiiiiiiiii Scorpio!!!" *proceeds to rattle off some crazy shit I deduce to be some form of Hindi*
Me: "This bitch speakin' in tongues!" *clicks out* lol
10-17-2020, 06:15 PM
OK, the Universe IS fucking with me. Yeah, you heard it here first!
I just clicked on "Skip Ad" on a YT video and before it could take effect a voice in the ad said "New doors are opening..." and I look at my computer clock and it said 12:12 am. *sits with it for just a minute* *sigh* |
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Please note that new posts in this forum must be approved by a moderator before becoming visible.
