Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user328]

"On the south side, you don't go looking for tamales. The tamales come to you."

[user328]

I meant to look up that chick from New Zealand anyway. She's kind of like the matriarch of the world goth community.

[user328]

She goes by the moniker Black Friday. Her real name is Freya, if I remember correctly.

[user328]

I stopped at the biker shop while I was on the south side today. I got a new leather jacket to replace the one I ruined in my scooter wreck years ago.

[user428]

I stopped at the biker shop while I was on the south side today. I got a new leather jacket to replace the one I ruined in my scooter wreck years ago.

Are you going to get another scooter?

[user428]

Or do you just like scooter guys, so you want to get their attention.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, Freyja is a cool chick. Her husband Matthias from back when was hot as fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

I got a new leather jacket

Officially jealous.

[user428]

Or biker guys, too I mean.

[Mister Obvious]

Actually, all the dudes I've seen Freyja with have been pretty hot.

Haven't caught up with her in a few years though.

[user428]

Motorcycles are pretty popular in Arizona. I wouldn't mind having one.

[user328]

Are you going to get another scooter?

I don't have any firm plans to. If I do get another one, I'll get a little 150cc scooter to toot around the neighborhood on. I'm not gonna ride all over town on one like I used to. It's just not a scooter friendly town.

[Mister Obvious]

I am pretty much against anything with a motor and 2 wheels. If it had 3 wheels, maybe it'd be fine. Needs at least 4 though.

[user328]

Yeah, Freyja is a cool chick. Her husband Matthias from back when was hot as fuck.

Is that the one she calls Mister Elf? That's the only guy I've ever seen her with. But then I haven't really followed her saga from beginning to end. Just a few videos here and there. I mainly remember her having awesome makeup.

[user328]

Officially jealous.

I'm thinking I could reduce that Drab Majesty picture I made down to a small color palette so I can trace it and do a paint by numbers thing on back of the jacket.

[user428]

I used to skateboard, mountain bike, road bike a lot when I was younger. So I can take some pretty gnarly slams, and get up. I think I would be okay on a motorcycle.

[user328]

Or do you just like scooter guys, so you want to get their attention.

I don't try to get attention. I avoid it like the plague. There's so much you can get away with if you're a wallflower or if you fly below the radar. I used to walk down the street smoking a joint in broad daylight, and nobody ever noticed.

[user428]

My friend actually drove us off the road and into a ravine on a dirt bike on the highway once.

[user328]

I'm not afraid of scooters, even after getting pwn3d by one. I'm gonna take a lot fewer risks than I used to if I ever start riding again though.

[user428]

We just rolled down the hill for about a hundred feet. It was great.