Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user113]

"Instead of trying to think outside the box, you should spend some time thinking about how you got in the box to begin with."

[Mister Obvious]

*takes bite of coconut creme pie*

"Fuck. My. Facehole."

[Mister Obvious]

*stares at half eaten piece of Fruit Stripe held between fingertips*

"Ah God, this is fuckin' beautiful."

[Mister Obvious]

"My equipment is dusty. And that is NOT a sexual innuendo."

[Mister Obvious]

"I kinda want it really bad, actually. I kinda really really want it."

[Mister Obvious]

“You’re like a female The Dude.”

[Guest]

"good night...sigh, good night."

[Mister Obvious]

*cuddles Guest deeply and intensely*

[Mister Obvious]

“Feels like there’s a steep fuckin’ grade on this parking lot!”

[Mister Obvious]

“This is the typical uppity hair care brand, all the douches use it. ... Wait, does that mean I’m a douche too??”

(It does.)

[Mister Obvious]

“Well no wonder it felt like there was something in my pants!!!”

[Cream of Caulk]

lol these are some funny thoughts!

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

"I think I am going to die, I've got pulses on the side of my temple for two days now, nobody knows, lord if you take me let me see trixc in those flashes people have before they come to you, thnx."

[Mister Obvious]

Awww, Guest! You say the most charming things!

[Guest]

Awww, Guest! You say the most charming things!

"Trixie is weird, I don't find my words charming at all, anywho, Lord please let me see Genba in miniature size above her right shoulder, and that shaggy dog from the UK on the opposite side ,thnx."

[Mister Obvious]

"It smells so delicious, I truly hate to wash it off."

[Mister Obvious]

“Now that’s a unique shadow you don’t see very often!”

[Kenny]

women are sometimes useful  but mostly bananas  

they are most excellent at embarrassing  moments

[Cream of Caulk]

I've had one worthy of sharing today.

"It's not snowing, those are flurries"