05-16-2020, 05:51 PM
"I don't know what it tastes like, but it tastes like something it absolutely shouldn't."
Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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05-16-2020, 05:51 PM
"I don't know what it tastes like, but it tastes like something it absolutely shouldn't."
05-16-2020, 06:09 PM
"Yeah, you like that low hangin' fruit, baby? I got it for ya."
(No idea.)
05-17-2020, 04:56 AM
05-17-2020, 07:06 AM
In connection to "Actual thoughts..."
Y'all ever break your own balls with your internal dialogue? I do. ALL the time. One such instance was a few minutes ago. Not even sure what it was about but it went like this: "Yeah cuz I go hard to the paint fool..." "Damn nurga, you look like you go hard to the baked goods section" And my immediate external reply was "Daaaaaaaaamn, son, why ya gotta play me like that??" ROFL! They say medicine won't help.
05-17-2020, 08:27 AM
Nancy pelosi will be elwcted president in 2024 and jer sexy young female intern will bexome first lady
05-18-2020, 02:07 PM
"Just the right amount of misery, drizzled with a faint wisp of desperation shall breed greatness."
05-18-2020, 03:58 PM
Bunch of fucked up mental cases in here
LOL
05-18-2020, 04:14 PM
If mo cut and styled hair we would all end up looking like the joker . Might be an improvement from my bowl cuts as a kid
05-18-2020, 05:08 PM
“Soap is for normies.”
05-18-2020, 06:55 PM
(05-17-2020, 08:27 AM)Guest Wrote: Nancy pelosi will be elwcted president in 2024 and jer sexy young female intern will bexome first lady Mental Patients and Loony Guests: Please take note; the above is what "normal" people talk about. "Politics" It's "now!" It's "wow!" AND HOW!!!! So, soap is for normies eh? get the crack and stuff clean with pet moccasins that really know how to lick a dirty, tough spot you say?
05-19-2020, 05:09 PM
"Whoever's responsible for them tortillas needs to be shot."
05-19-2020, 05:29 PM
(05-19-2020, 05:09 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: "Whoever's responsible for them tortillas needs to be shot."Made absolutely no sense to me... ^ Our Texicans make some really nice tortillas. By the way, uhmmm, hello. Just waiting for 3 minutes for the movie to download and maccaroni is boiling so I'm kinda giving a "friend" (one of the best ever) a tour of your site. We "briefly" watched a little of you on YT with/"Elon is a douche video along with Crimes along Grimes" You're ....very "MO." XUEVOLIX okay, time to eat!
05-19-2020, 05:47 PM
It wasn't supposed to make sense man! LOL!
Re: the Elon vid, you should have seen the hilarious hater comment I got on that shit earlier... it was pretty funny. I always think it's funny when other people phrase things in a way that suggests I must care about their opinion or something. Like who mindlessly defends an aloof, untouchable billionaire space cadet who doesn't give a fuck about their little peasant life?? Futility.
05-19-2020, 05:55 PM
the meaning of life is eating , isn't it obvious
05-19-2020, 08:09 PM
(05-19-2020, 05:47 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: It wasn't supposed to make sense man! LOL! Essentially what we're saying is that I was some crazy rich space cadet, you were my whatever and we got together We'd name the child: "XUEVOLIX" Yeah. Shit just "doesn't make sense" sometimes, huh...
05-20-2020, 02:59 PM
"It's too long and stupid."
05-20-2020, 03:03 PM
05-20-2020, 03:05 PM
LOL nice emotie use baby.
05-20-2020, 03:19 PM
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