Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

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"Dark Mistress" lololol...

[Mister Obvious]

^ Dork Mistress

[Mister Obvious]

But yeah, I'm an ageist.

If you're too old, I don't like you.

If you're too young, I don't like you.

And odds are in general, I don't like you.

[user328]

Zen Meditation:

If you can fold a slice of bread and break it in half, dat's some good ass bread.

[Mister Obvious]

9 times outta 10, you can't sit with us...

[user328]

Ol' ghetto ass bitch.

[Mister Obvious]

GUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLL.

*snaps fingers, clicks tongue, swerves neck*

[user328]

For a moment, I thought I'd found my dream computer.

Then I clicked on the video and saw it was a dinky, flimsy, impractical little thing.

[Mister Obvious]

"Dumb" devices are gonna make a massive comeback at some point. And I cannot wait.

[user328]

"Dumb" devices are gonna make a massive comeback at some point. And I cannot wait.

Yep. Somebody is selling portable 386 computers. I think they sold out.

[Mister Obvious]

Old school device resurgence would give me faith in the future.

[user328]

The one I want looks similar to the one in that video, but larger, like a TRS-80 Model 100. There would be room for stereo speakers on the sides of the screen, and the screen would tilt up.

[user328]

The little bastards are officially banned now.

[user328]

Zen meditation:

Do not abuse the "kick" function to harass another user.

[user328]

If I clicked every video posted here, my YouTube front page would be clogged with some pretty dogshit YouTubers.

Today, Stephi Lee appeared in my feed. I saw that the entire front of her body was covered with huge tattoos and said oh hell no.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, I make sure to throw on private browsing if I click any vids that are posted outside of my interests.

I've been enjoying all the anti-fatness videos that have been getting suggested to me recently though!?

[Mister Obvious]

I don't want y'all's stupid shit showing up in my feed either.

[user328]

I'm not enjoying this one fucko who's so obsessed with Eugenia that he makes hypercritical commentaries on her videos several times a week. He's pissed because he thinks she's teasing her audience about their concern for her. He doesn't understand he's talking to the disorder, not Eugenia.

[user328]

I don't want y'all's stupid shit showing up in my feed either.

I got some stupid shit to put in yer "feed."

[Mister Obvious]

Kekekeke.