I took myself out on a breakfast date...

[Mister Obvious]

I just love being with me.

I have such a great personality...

Such an awesome sense of humor.

Such great conversation with me!

I'm not too hard on the eyes either.

Gosh I'm so lucky. 

I love me.

I can sit here together and not even say anything, just enjoy the quiet of being with me and looking through my big beautiful eyes. 

I think I may propose. I will have to take me out on a dinner date for that though!

I'm so nervous!!! Will I say yes!?

[Mister Obvious]

They're playing my song!!!

*bats eyes*

[Tribulation]

I just love being with me.

I have such a great personality...

Such an awesome sense of humor.

Such great conversation with me!

I'm not too hard on the eyes either.

Gosh I'm so lucky. 

I love me.

I can sit here together and not even say anything, just enjoy the quiet of being with me and looking through my big beautiful eyes. 

I think I may propose. I will have to take me out on a dinner date for that though!

I'm so nervous!!! Will I say yes!?

*chuckles*

You are precious.

I imagine the whole place was in awe at your presence. :)

I am, even limited to your awesome text presence. :P"

I am happy to see you got out and treated yourself.

You need to doll up and turn some heads every now and then.

Not that you don't already turn heads everywhere you go. Present company included.

You will have to invite me to the wedding.

So I can be the distressed suitor that shows up just in time to proclaim his undying love

and carry you off on a white horse into the sunset. :)

*Big Grin*

[Mister Obvious]

I imagine the whole place was in awe at your presence. :)

I basically went to a Waffle House knockoff. I like this place better than Waffle House though cuz they let you have a table even if you're just one person. At Waffle House they make you sit at the bar when you're alone. I don't like that because it makes my legs look fat.

There was this guy sitting in front of me at the bar, I was in the first table beside the bar...

We kept having these super awkward and cringey accidental eye contact incidents.

Luckily like a good millennial, I had a phone to bury my face and in and post on the internet about how much I love myself.

You will have to invite me to the wedding.

So I can be the distressed suitor that shows up just in time to proclaim his undying love

and carry you off on a white horse into the sunset. :)

You don't have to ask me twice, baby!!!

I do!!!

I've already got the ring, don't worry about it.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll let me down easy.

I'll understand.