Goodbye, Teal Swan...

[Mister Obvious]

I can definitely dig her rap here!

[Guest]

every Time I see a video of her now alls I can imagine is some sad soy boy back at. her house fretting over what to cook her for dinner while he is down on his knees scrubbing her bathroom with a man bun

does this excite me , you can believe it

[Atma]

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every Time I see  a  video of her now alls I can imagine is some  sad soy boy back at. her    house  fretting over what to cook her for dinner  while he is down on his knees scrubbing her bathroom with a man bun
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They might be subservient Teal hippies, but they also tend to be ripped, not doughy and titted like real soy boys. Lots of working the earth and tantric sex marathons going on with these bodies.

[Atma]

What do you think she's referring to when she says "opposing parts"? ("finding alignment in opposing parts").

This is the thing most people have trouble with, once they determine what they want, is staying in alignment with the belief that they'll get it, or even simply keeping it in mind rather than forgetting it and burying it under existing habits and conditions.

[Mister Obvious]

I honestly don't know... but I got the general gist of her message.

That's one thing I don't like about these spiritualists tards, some of the jargon they use just isn't relatable.

[Mister Obvious]

I THINK SHE REALLY FUCKING SAT THERE FOR 8 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking click through that shit, like watch the light and where it's shining and tell me I'm lyin' SHE SAT THERE FOR 8 FUCKING HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Her ass must have been soooooo numb by the time that shit was over.

If you click through the video and closer to the end you can totally see the discontent and damn near pain on her face, I swear it!

What the fuck dude?!

I THINK SHE REALLY SAT THERE ALL THAT TIME FUCKING LEGITIMATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

The new female jesus ?

[Mister Obvious]

Man I dunno but it's just painful to think she REALLY DID sit there for 8 hours.

Like legit...

I can just feel the numbness and stiffness and pain, honest to God.

It's just all over her countenance toward the end of the vid.

It's a COOL IDEA.

I will give her that.

Could anybody else do that shit??

I mean, fucking probably not. Fucking probably not.

Does that seem peaceful to me?? Man fuck no.

She probably had to piss so fucking bad by the time that shit was over...

Nobody's a fucking zen master to that degree, give me a break.

I dunno.

Cool concept, but damn.

[Mister Obvious]

MAYBE it IS looped.

But I can't see any signs of it being looped.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't think she'd settle for some looped shit.

[Mister Obvious]

Would it make the video more enjoyable for me if I knew it WAS looped at some point, even if it's after an hour or so? Uh, yeah.

[zenba]

the shadow under her knee never changes. i don't know how that's possible under natural lighting.

there is a bug that crawls onto the symbol on her knee. it pauses, then leaves as another bug transits right to left on the rock in front of her. this happens in multiple spots in the video.

i could not find a loop point. ai video enhancement has gotten a lot better, i've been messing around with it myself lately.

[zenba]

bug around 1:09:00 and 6:38:31, i'm sure more but those are the ones i caught.

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks Genba...

I've watched a bit before and after both those timestamps...

And I WANNA believe that there's fuckery going on here, but man...

I just keep looking at her stomach and her breathing and her fingers/thumbs...

I just don't see it man. I don't see any fuckery.

The insects may be a good giveaway though.

Maybe she did sit in an indoor environment and just record herself for 8 hrs., or loop it together with whatever new video finesse is possible these days (I am NOT up on the times)...

But I think at the least she really did sit in one spot for THAT LONG...

And if I'm being honest...

I think she really is sitting there on that fucking rock for 8 hrs. straight for real.

I totally believe it.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean...

Especially if the shit in her past is true...

Which I believe it is...

I think Teal is exactly the kind of person who could do something like this for real, cuz...

She's been through worse.

[zenba]

2:34:17 more bugs
3:32:42
0:17:10 first bug
0:50:16
0:32:25
0:09:25 even firster bug

[zenba]

first seam is at 0:09:49 it's subtle and right after bug transit.

[zenba]

there's a tall bit of grass waving around the foreground on the left, you can clearly see it fade and reappear to the side while the lighting behind it changes at that seam.