Bald outsoles are stupid and you should stop making shoes with bald outsoles...

[Mister Obvious]

Bald outsoles and shoes with no tread are completely useless, dangerous and unappealing.

I demand all shoes and boots in the future are made with considerable tread on the outsoles.

I will never purchase a shoe or boot with no tread/bald outsoles.

[Guest]

did you have a nasty spill dear leader ?

lol on the crowd reaction

[Mister Obvious]

Nah, I didn't fall.

I'm just saying...

Whenever I see a bitchin' pair of boots, and I turn them over and I see a bald outsole...

My ladyboner dies.