Freddy’s Steakburgers...

[Mister Obvious]

So delicious.

With every bite, the only thought in my mind is “God bless America.”

The lady totally fucked up my order even though I told her what I wanted like 4 times...

But I was like fuck it, I’ll take it. She was nice.

It’s good shit.

I love beef.

[Mister Obvious]

The cutest dude gave me my to-go order...

He was one of those short stocky ginger dudes.

That rare breed of Kentucky backwoods I hold so dear to my heart.

His voice over the intercom was music to my ears as the door closed behind me.

[Guest]

trix are you an rh negative blood type ?

i have monkey blood but i am trying to get on good terms with you alien half breeds

[Mister Obvious]

I’m pretty sure I’m B+ but I don’t know definitively.