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Dark Dick · 08-19-2022, 04:10 AM

Fannie, you'll be... "The Hot One".

Dark Dick · 08-19-2022, 04:16 AM

Guys will be shootiing their hot loads at you and you'll stop them in mid air.

08-19-2022, 10:22 AM

The spoon is bending

Dark Dick · 08-20-2022, 02:47 PM

Fannie, the red pill makes you "The Hot One", and the blue pill makes you "The Wet One".

**Mister Obvious** · 08-20-2022, 02:50 PM

I will accept the title of The Hot One.

**Mister Obvious** · 08-20-2022, 02:57 PM

It's a much more fitting title for me. I'm dry like the Sahara.

**Mister Obvious** · 08-20-2022, 02:57 PM

The Sahara is probably wetter than me, especially if you dig down.

Dark Dick · 08-20-2022, 03:21 PM

I also thought about using "Safari" as my codename.

So, "Sahara" would be perfect for you.

**Mister Obvious** · 08-20-2022, 04:08 PM

All I know is you better bring the lube.

Dark Dick · 08-20-2022, 04:16 PM

https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/000147225

LOL. When you call someone a "lardass" it can also mean they lube up the pooper.

**Mister Obvious** · 08-20-2022, 05:00 PM

I've never looked at it that way, but it's a technically solid perspective of absolute truth.

Dark Dick · 08-20-2022, 06:57 PM

"Madame Du Lardasse".