A jane with knuckle tattoos said my hair and sideburns make me look unprofessional

[Mister Obvious]

If you want to have a conversation with me, do it in a conversational setting. If you put me in a goddamned interrogation room, I'll assume you're going to interrogate me.

It's only natural.

[user113]

If you want to have a conversation with me, do it in a conversational setting. If you put me in a goddamned interrogation room, I'll assume you're going to interrogate me.

It's only natural.

Indeed. Just like if I were going to give you a HARD FUCK, I'd naturally do it on a balcony overlooking a scenic skyline.

[Mister Obvious]

HARD FUCK

Pftehehehe...

*writes that one down*

[zenba]

I'm not going to lose my sense of humor just because other people don't have one. It's simply not going to happen.

quality life advice right there.

[user113]

HARD FUCK

Pftehehehe...

*writes that one down*

Stick with me, kid. I'll dirty up your mind.

[user113]

I'm not going to lose my sense of humor just because other people don't have one. It's simply not going to happen.

quality life advice right there.

Right? If you can't see the humor in a situation, you've lost the narrative, as they say.

[user113]

Met with another recruiter today. Two at the same outfit, actually, but not at the same time. The first one is hands down the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. Natural blonde, blue eyes, no makeup - didn't need any.

I think that meeting went great. She understands tech people a lot better than any of the others I've met. She's in a whole other league that Tattoo Knuckled Jane will never get into the ballpark to see.

The second recruiter, the one with whom I had lunch yesterday, said he submitted my resume to a company today. I'm looking forward to hearing from them.