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That's right. There should be cock receptacles conveniently located throughout the towns and villages, and along rural roadways. A poor fellow should never have to walk more than a block or drive more than a mile to find a suitable collection facility for his ooze. He should be able to step right up, put in a quarter, and shove his throbbing member right into a waiting jizz extractor at any time, day or night, without delay. Gentlemen, we must demand our right to instant satisfaction! Who's with me?
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I'VE GOT IT!!!!!
We'll hire women to stand on every street corner and facilitate... wait a minute.
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(11-28-2017, 06:56 PM)Trix Wrote: I'VE GOT IT!!!!!
We'll hire women to stand on every street corner and facilitate... wait a minute.
Why, that's a splendid idea! What'll it cost?
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I think some women would do it out of the kindness of their own hearts and on their own free time...
But it'll cost a cheeseburger if you're fancy.
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Procure one of those fleshlights my good sir. They are portable and convenient enough in size to brings with one in a backpack. Sure some (intolerant) people might look at you in disgust but to hell with them I say!
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My husband thought of the Uber Hooker first, always needs to be one ready to come to your location in under 5 minutes.
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(11-28-2017, 07:05 PM)Crille Wrote: Procure one of those fleshlights my good sir.
Okay ROFL first of all... for some reason, the use of the word "procure" in this context just cracked me the fuck up.
(11-28-2017, 07:11 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: My husband thought of the Uber Hooker first, always needs to be one ready to come to your location in under 5 minutes.
That is a billion dollar idea right there.
Prostitution needs to be legalized.
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(11-28-2017, 07:16 PM)Trix Wrote: (11-28-2017, 07:11 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: My husband thought of the Uber Hooker first, always needs to be one ready to come to your location in under 5 minutes.
That is a billion dollar idea right there.
Prostitution needs to be legalized.
I think a lot more men would use them if it were, especially with an app like that. But it can't be used for advertising so you never know who you are going to get. I think it's fair, some women could totally own the market if men had a choice.
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The inability to choose your hooker would protect the women from stalker creeps too.
Plus men would order a ton more hookers if it was random select because they'd be trying to get the same one again.
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(11-28-2017, 07:20 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: (11-28-2017, 07:16 PM)Trix Wrote: That is a billion dollar idea right there.
Prostitution needs to be legalized.
I think a lot more men would use them if it were, especially with an app like that. But it can't be used for advertising so you never know who you are going to get. I think it's fair, some women could totally own the market if men had a choice.
The whole point of the exercise is for men to have a choice, toots. Women already control men's access. They get really pissed when men try to cut them out of the decision-making loop too. For example porn, sex toys and robots, etc. Why is that?
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(11-28-2017, 07:05 PM)Crille Wrote: Procure one of those fleshlights my good sir. They are portable and convenient enough in size to brings with one in a backpack. Sure some (intolerant) people might look at you in disgust but to hell with them I say!
That's the major obstacle right there. Society must be conditioned to accept guys whipping it out and inserting it into the receptacles as a normal, everyday fact of life. When and where he so chooses, of course.
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A gentleman procures or he acquires, though should he "purchase" or, god help me, "buy" an item, he would no longer be welcome under my roof 
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I guess we'll have to install sybian saddles everywhere for the ladies too...
They won't have dildos though, because I don't believe in dildos.
The best part is women don't even need to expose their naughty bits to get off.
Just jump on the sybian fully clothed.
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I think Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk should combine their resources to build a massive army of hawt male and female sex robots that roam the countryside raping the living shit out of everybody.
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(11-28-2017, 07:31 PM)Russian Bot Wrote: (11-28-2017, 07:20 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: I think a lot more men would use them if it were, especially with an app like that. But it can't be used for advertising so you never know who you are going to get. I think it's fair, some women could totally own the market if men had a choice.
The whole point of the exercise is for men to have a choice, toots. Women already control men's access. They get really pissed when men try to cut them out of the decision-making loop too. For example porn, sex toys and robots, etc. Why is that?
pft I wouldn't know, my husband likes to watch hijab porn with me.
Fine, chose the pussy you want but just know women like Trix will dominate the market and the other ho's are going to be jealous haters and make up stories about her smoking crack with your money.
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Well, when we reach "peak oil" maybe you won´t be allowed to drive cars anymore and you´ll have to go back to horses. Then that could actually become a thing 
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(11-28-2017, 07:42 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: pft I wouldn't know, my husband likes to watch hijab porn with me.
!?
I KNEW there was a catch in this otherwise seemingly perfect relationship!!!
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(11-28-2017, 07:43 PM)Crille Wrote: "peak oil"
ROFL OMG!!!
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(11-28-2017, 07:42 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: (11-28-2017, 07:31 PM)Russian Bot Wrote: The whole point of the exercise is for men to have a choice, toots. Women already control men's access. They get really pissed when men try to cut them out of the decision-making loop too. For example porn, sex toys and robots, etc. Why is that?
pft I wouldn't know, my husband likes to watch hijab porn with me.
Fine, chose the pussy you want but just know women like Trix will dominate the market and the other ho's are going to be jealous haters and make up stories about her smoking crack with your money.
I'm fine with janes like Trix cornering the market. They could make a billion clones of her and turn them loose on the streets for all I care.
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(11-28-2017, 07:44 PM)Trix Wrote: (11-28-2017, 07:42 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: pft I wouldn't know, my husband likes to watch hijab porn with me.
!?
I KNEW there was a catch in this otherwise seemingly perfect relationship!!!
We didn't actually get to watch it, my husband was just trying to show me all the new jobs Trump created by liberating women that wore Hijabs.
I did check it out a couple day's later and it's basically like watching a Russian man fucking an inanimate object. The women don't move, go figure. I know they are Russian because they have big uncircumcised penis.
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