When girl has stud

[Kenny]

I always wondered if all girls with the metal ball on their tongue were 100% certified pussy lickers , why else do that to your tongue ?

[Mister Obvious]

I used to know a chick with a tongue piercing and she said it was good for sucking dick.

I was like okay.

Cuz I didn't believe her.

Now I wonder what her zodiac signs were.

[Mister Obvious]

It's kinda like when people say that sex with a condom on feels different from sex without a condom... for WOMEN.

I'm like LMFAO, no. It does not.

I don't see how a tongue piercing could make any difference whatsoever re: oral sex.

[Cream of Caulk]

If that were true women wouldn't pierce their vagina's.