Man sentenced for cutting off girlfriend's nipples...

[user97]

A man accused of using scissors to mutilate his ex-girlfriend's breasts was sentenced Tuesday to 45 years in prison, the maximum sentence possible.

http://www.argusleader.com/story/news/cr...900591001/

[Mister Obvious]

Okay this is getting ridiculous...

[Guest]

i feel left out , why won't a girl chop off my weiner ?

no fair

[user113]

the maximum sentence possible.

How is there even a law on the books for cutting off nipples? LOL

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAOROFL.

[user113]

11. Thou shalt not slice off thy neighbor's wife's nipples.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude OMG...

That post just made me remember a dream I had lastnight.

It was a YouTube video I was watching, it was my video with me in it...

It was like an older video and I was just re-watching it or something.

And like...

I was wearing this low cut shirt, bra underneath, so it's not like I wasn't clothed.

But I started running toward the camera and you could see all down the shirt/bra...

And my boobs were like bigger in the dream than they are IRL.

But it wasn't... hot. I dunno, they just weren't my titties, like not at all.

And so when I got close to the camera and was talking about some shit or something, YOU COULD SEE MY NIPPLE.

Like it was bare fucking nipple.

But again, it wasn't MY nipple. It was like, a big nipple.

You know those kinda nipples that don't have definition, really, like they're just a patch of... nipple?

That's what this looked like.

And something else too.

Like there was some other part of my body that was exposed in this video and I was just like...

WTF, how did I miss this 30 solid seconds of exposed nipple during editing??

HOW did that HAPPEN!?

[Mister Obvious]

It also reminds me though, one thing that's great about little titties...

Actually I already made a post about this...

I also enjoy accidentally flashing nipples.

I achieve this by wearing any kind of low cut or deep v-neck shirt with a regular bra...

It doesn't even require anything scandalous. Nobody can say shit!

But at the right angle, from the side, nipple is visible.

I think this is very exciting.

If you wear the right kinda bra, your titties sort of just sit in the cups... it's fucking great.

So depending on whether people can see down into your shirt or not, there's about a 40% chance that they could see nipple.

[user113]

I like glimpsing little tiddies down the top of a blouse. Uuuuuunnnngh!

[Mister Obvious]

Me too... me fucking too.

I love my sweet lil tiddies.

They're so beautiful.

I love all tiddies, big and small.

All tiddies and all nipples.

[user113]

I bet they taste like strawberries. Uuungh!

[Mister Obvious]

Uuuuuunnnngh!

Uuungh!

LMFAOLOLOL.

[user113]

Uuuuuunnnngh!

Uuungh!

LMFAOLOLOL.

My left nut groans a little louder than the right nut. I ain't mad though.

[Crille]

All these acts of genital mutilation...  Whatever happened to just

[Mister Obvious]

ROFLROFL.