Have you ever looked somebody deep in the eyes and then audibly farted?

[Mister Obvious]

Awwwwkwaaaard.

[Guest]

the demons were invoked to come out at the look of the eyes

[Mister Obvious]

BWAHAHAHA OMG.

[zenba]

i had a buddy who used to do that often.

it was a large part of why we would pile objects on top of him when he fell out.

also just had a deja vu with this post. :D

[Mister Obvious]

It was a very important post...

[Guest]

I've been eating a lot of garlic, I don't know what would be more embarrassing an audible fart or asking for a kiss knowing the smell of my breath.

spearmints sounds about right

[user94]

Nope but im going to do it

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

as if that Fungus inbred aussie ape needed any new ideas

[Crille]

Slightly off-topic but whatever