Women being on top during sex is so unnatural...

[Cream of Caulk]

I'm just a slut at heart, I like it fast. He's got to be thinking $2 a minute, at least. His time is very valuable.

[Mister Obvious]

It's just nature, Creamy!!!

Are you a fire sign?

I'm Aries.

[Cream of Caulk]

I'm an Aries too. 4/10

What year is your Chinese sign? I'm a rat.

[Mister Obvious]

That's so fucking hot... I figured.

I'm a Horse.

Rats and Horses hit it off super well re: friendship and mutual understanding.

[user113]

I'm just a slut at heart, I like it fast. He's got to be thinking $2 a minute, at least. His time is very valuable.

Doing the math here, I could fuck you until I cum for five or six dollars total.

[Cream of Caulk]

I'm just a slut at heart, I like it fast. He's got to be thinking $2 a minute, at least. His time is very valuable.

Doing the math here, I could fuck you until I cum for five or six dollars total.

Only cheap slutty women are willing to fuck for a pack of cigarettes. Frugal men are hot.

[Cream of Caulk]

My husband gives up after $2.50, we both start questioning what's the problem. He prides himself on efficiency and will stop cold turkey without any problems, that's real tantra control.

[user113]

Doing the math here, I could fuck you until I cum for five or six dollars total.

Only cheap slutty women are willing to fuck for a pack of cigarettes. Frugal men are hot.

I'm no cheapskate, but I don't believe in paying for the other 57 minutes I'm not going to use.

[Cream of Caulk]

My husband had to pay $20 for under 1 minute yesterday, 2 hats and a pair of gloves I bought at walmart. Most times he pays way more than $2. My average is $23.87 a minute. I even have a walmart credit card, he get's his pussy on credit. Most women prefer cash but I get that too, straight into my bank account. But I don't waste my money, he taught me well.

[user113]

My husband had to pay $20 for under 1 minute yesterday, 2 hats and a pair of gloves I bought at walmart. Most times he pays way more than $2. My average is $23.87 a minute. I even have a walmart credit card, he get's his pussy on credit. Most women prefer cash but I get that too, straight into my bank account. But I don't waste my money, he taught me well.

Big spender, huh?