YouTube I command thee...

[Mister Obvious]

Fix thy broken shit.

Fix all of the things.

[Mister Obvious]

Can't even approve a comment wrongfully flagged as spam...

You fucking suck, YouTube.

Maybe if it was 2005 again, your site might work worth a fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

WHAT the FUCK is wrong with YouTube???

I can't fucking mute alerts from comments I reply to. So every time some dumbass leaves a dumb as shit comment on something, I have to get a fucking email about it. Because notifications on the site don't FUCKING WORK.

And the link to mute the comments from the alert email just loads A FUCKING ERROR PAGE.

FIX YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT YOUTUBE, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!?!

YouTube needs to lose a million dollars every time I get a fucking error or their site doesn't work right, how about that? Yeah I think that sounds good.