"Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror" (1991) by Lowell Mason
This is one of my classic favorites, it inspired me to the fucking core and in my opinion, it's totally brilliant. It's full of epic quotes. It's full of a lot of dumb shit that I don't find that funny either. But I think this voiceover thing needs to be done a whole lot more... and not in a "fancy" way either, it needs to be done just like this. Kept totally simple. Because it's not about bells and whistles, it's about true humor.
4:58 is really the start of the epicness. 5:49 ROFLMAO. "BREEDER!!!"
9:03 "God. Maybe there's a duck. Maybe there isn't, but I'm not taking any chances!!!"
10:11 BWAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKKK I love this movie.
10:40 "I'VE HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE DUCK AND THE PENGUIN!!!"
12:03 "You're a stupid white bitch, you know that?"
13:09 LMFAOLOLOL.
14:38 "TUNA!" "Fuckin' cunt."
15:37 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.
19:32 "You gotta grab ahold of your load, momma. We're in a bad neighborhood here and you gotta chill. You gotta stop actin' so white."
20:39 LMFAOLOL.
21:27 "God I hate rap music!"
21:51 "Thanks to Bob Vila, I can hang this motherfuckin' door!"
22:00 "God is black, drives a big Cadillac!" "God is white, come on dudes, let's not fight!"
23:28 "Let me take my time before I manifest a rhyme. I wanna rock your body. I wanna do the freaky thing with ya." "I wanna freeze onto you baby. I wanna stick to you like Krazy Glue." "Now if I may continue, I am the prime minister of hip hop I'll take you to the top. And I will not stop. Until you go pop." "I wanna lay your naked ass out on the floor and sail into you like a caboose, momma. But a gentle caboose, a gentle one."
25:29 "Daddy always said I was an old fashioned vanilla stick."
26:08 LMFAOLOLOLOL.
29:14 ROFLROFLROFLROFL.
31:12 BWAHAHAHA OMG IT'S TOMMY THE TALKING SHOTGUN. I always forget about this.
35:06 "Chill out, black dude!"
35:56 "Listen up, shithead. One of you guys is going out for a large extra cheese pipin' hot with a couple of Cokes, and actually I think it should be your white ass that makes the trip muthafucka."
36:56 LMFAOLOL.
41:52 "You gettin' hungry? Do I look like a cheeseburger?" One of my favorite lines.
43:00 "Ah she's pissed. I smacked her before. Upside the head." ROFLMFAOLOLOL.
45:58 ROFLMFAOOOOO.
47:21 LMFAOLOLOL ah God it never gets old!!!
50:10 this is another favorite.
50:53 "A common question from a common man. You're so average you make me sick. I hate you."
51:04 LOLOLOLOL.
51:55 "I'd stay and watch, but they're orderin' pizza pie upstairs." ROFLMFAOLMFAOLOLOL.
52:41 "I'll drive that bitchin' truck, dude!" Favorite. Absolute favorite.
55:14 "Don't listen to him, he's got a pipe up his hole!"
56:15 LMAO.
57:52 LOL what the fuck, that was so random.
59:03 LMFAOOOOO. This whole fucking scene, LMFAOLOLOLOLOL.
1:03:00 ROFLMAFOLOLOLOL BUT IT'S REALLY NOT THOUGH.
1:04:46 "Tramp! Philly slut!"
1:06:14 ROFLMAO the Celica scene is probably the last super funny part IMO.
1:08:42 okay that was pretty funny though.
1:15:36 it's random bizarre shit like this that makes this movie so great.
1:17:04 LMFAOLOL.
The original movie is just so fucking depressing LOL... and the way it ends is just so horrible.
1:19:48 I love the talking in the "credits" too.
1:20:22 also one of my favorite parts when somebody just randomly asks if he wants something to eat, LOLOL.
This is one of my classic favorites, it inspired me to the fucking core and in my opinion, it's totally brilliant. It's full of epic quotes. It's full of a lot of dumb shit that I don't find that funny either. But I think this voiceover thing needs to be done a whole lot more... and not in a "fancy" way either, it needs to be done just like this. Kept totally simple. Because it's not about bells and whistles, it's about true humor.
4:58 is really the start of the epicness. 5:49 ROFLMAO. "BREEDER!!!"
9:03 "God. Maybe there's a duck. Maybe there isn't, but I'm not taking any chances!!!"
10:11 BWAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKKK I love this movie.
10:40 "I'VE HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE DUCK AND THE PENGUIN!!!"
12:03 "You're a stupid white bitch, you know that?"
13:09 LMFAOLOLOL.
14:38 "TUNA!" "Fuckin' cunt."
15:37 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.
19:32 "You gotta grab ahold of your load, momma. We're in a bad neighborhood here and you gotta chill. You gotta stop actin' so white."
20:39 LMFAOLOL.
21:27 "God I hate rap music!"
21:51 "Thanks to Bob Vila, I can hang this motherfuckin' door!"
22:00 "God is black, drives a big Cadillac!" "God is white, come on dudes, let's not fight!"
23:28 "Let me take my time before I manifest a rhyme. I wanna rock your body. I wanna do the freaky thing with ya." "I wanna freeze onto you baby. I wanna stick to you like Krazy Glue." "Now if I may continue, I am the prime minister of hip hop I'll take you to the top. And I will not stop. Until you go pop." "I wanna lay your naked ass out on the floor and sail into you like a caboose, momma. But a gentle caboose, a gentle one."
25:29 "Daddy always said I was an old fashioned vanilla stick."
26:08 LMFAOLOLOLOL.
29:14 ROFLROFLROFLROFL.
31:12 BWAHAHAHA OMG IT'S TOMMY THE TALKING SHOTGUN. I always forget about this.
35:06 "Chill out, black dude!"
35:56 "Listen up, shithead. One of you guys is going out for a large extra cheese pipin' hot with a couple of Cokes, and actually I think it should be your white ass that makes the trip muthafucka."
36:56 LMFAOLOL.
41:52 "You gettin' hungry? Do I look like a cheeseburger?" One of my favorite lines.
43:00 "Ah she's pissed. I smacked her before. Upside the head." ROFLMFAOLOLOL.
45:58 ROFLMFAOOOOO.
47:21 LMFAOLOLOL ah God it never gets old!!!
50:10 this is another favorite.
50:53 "A common question from a common man. You're so average you make me sick. I hate you."
51:04 LOLOLOLOL.
51:55 "I'd stay and watch, but they're orderin' pizza pie upstairs." ROFLMFAOLMFAOLOLOL.
52:41 "I'll drive that bitchin' truck, dude!" Favorite. Absolute favorite.
55:14 "Don't listen to him, he's got a pipe up his hole!"
56:15 LMAO.
57:52 LOL what the fuck, that was so random.
59:03 LMFAOOOOO. This whole fucking scene, LMFAOLOLOLOLOL.
1:03:00 ROFLMAFOLOLOLOL BUT IT'S REALLY NOT THOUGH.
1:04:46 "Tramp! Philly slut!"
1:06:14 ROFLMAO the Celica scene is probably the last super funny part IMO.
1:08:42 okay that was pretty funny though.
1:15:36 it's random bizarre shit like this that makes this movie so great.
1:17:04 LMFAOLOL.
The original movie is just so fucking depressing LOL... and the way it ends is just so horrible.
1:19:48 I love the talking in the "credits" too.
1:20:22 also one of my favorite parts when somebody just randomly asks if he wants something to eat, LOLOL.
