Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

I'm proud as fuck of Paris Hilton.

[Mister Obvious]

3:10 roflmfaoooooo. OMG.

Well, that's it.

I think I'm in love.

[Mister Obvious]

0:37 rofl @ the "I <3 Policemen" shirt.

1:27 mmmhmmm.

She's gonna talk in an extremely public way and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

No one can win against Paris Hilton.

2:52 Provo Canyon? Oh God. Why are these torture facilities always located in these weirdass places? Makes too much sense.

[Mister Obvious]

This is only the beginning.

[Mister Obvious]

I personally hate the rainbow design of that second BMW...

It hearkens back to some gross '80s color scheme, the shapes are just hideous.

All the luxury brands are snobs and if they give you a car to advertise, they control the design of the modifications.

The chrome rainbow gradient is far superior.

[Mister Obvious]

If they tried to give me that car, I'da been like "Ummm, thanks, I'm good."

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

I dont understand homos and this fixation on pride . as a hetero i dont feel any pride , whats to feel proud about...nobody should be proud of anything they never earned or created

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, it's pretty obnoxious.

[Mister Obvious]

Paris does a lot of what she does for paid sponsorships...

She loves the gay community, but she has some mixed opinions about them as well.

Mixed opinions don't pay though.

I am not judging her. She's a brilliant woman and does what she has to in order to keep her own piece of the pie.

Most of the Hilton family score has been given away to charity...

And as we've discussed many times, this is often done because that inheritance when it comes from such a high profile is a huge responsibility that people don't realize...

They make sure everyone who gets that money is "on the team" and willing to be puppets...

So whenever one of the main figures in these wealthy families dies and leaves their money to charity, it's because they don't want whoever it "should have been" left to dealing with the "crossroads" monsters.

From the outside looking in, to people who don't understand these dynamics, leaving it all to charity seems like a jilt to the family... when really it's the exact opposite.

[Mister Obvious]

And sometimes the charities are just fronts for the family and ways to get around paying inheritance tax, but in most cases, it's not going to a charity that is associated with the family. It's going to the mafia lordz. Because otherwise they come for the grandchildren, etc. who have no concept of how to deal with that kinda shit. The only hope was that they listened hard to grandpa/grandma whomever and learned a few things about making their own money.

[Mister Obvious]

The world is one big catch-22, my friends...

[Mister Obvious]

As for Paris...

I can't really discuss the specifics of what I know (and no, I don't have inside sources)...

But many scoff at the idea that Paris has a lot of power/influence, and what she says goes...

Now I understand why that's the way it must be, and that it's for the best.

If everyone knew and took it seriously on its face, Paris wouldn't be as free as she is.

It would change everything and not for the better.

But knowing what I know, I have to let it be said...

I'm grateful to Paris, as a person (she is inspiring), and as a holder of great power that she wields in a very fair way, which is a rarity here on the blue marble.

[somethingelseishere]

If they tried to give me that car, I'da been like "Ummm, thanks, I'm good."

You mean you wouldn't want to be a rolling Skittles commercial?? lol

[Guest]

Paris has enemas before bedtime every night. Most in hollywood do this because cleaning their guts and rectums slows the aging process

[Mister Obvious]

Now now now, Guest.

[52]

Paris has enemas before bedtime every night. Most in hollywood do this because cleaning their guts and rectums slows the aging process

There is truth in this.
I do this every Sunday night, to start a new week completely internally cleaned out on Monday morning. 

Waste from food can sit inside you rotting for days or weeks before passing as poop. Re-absorbing back into your blood stream and body as toxic waste causing all kinds of problems for your health.

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Paris Hilton shares an update on Britney Spears after spending time with her 'this summer '

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/pari...12926.html

[Mister Obvious]

She's having a live chat premiere on 9/13 at 11PM CST.

Imagine how retarded that livestream chat will be lmfaolololol.

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder what a Paris Hilton livestream/chat will be like. LOL.