Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user328]

What about the "yo mama so ugly" jokes?

[somethingelseishere]

Yo mama so ugly/nasty she gotta sneak up on bath water. lol

[Nunk]

The more intimate the experience, the more merging takes place.

I lov u more thann is life. Uu are impossabl beautyiful. Forever I ador u. 

This words have true. Plees feel truth undterneath here. 

Pleawse feel truth undtetrneath pants, too.

<3

[Mister Obvious]

It's totally natural to feel that way about me, Nunk. At least you know you're a healthy, fully functional human.

[somethingelseishere]

Ain't it funny how they want to keep us all six feet apart?
The same distance we get buried into the Earth when we die.

They want to make us all Dead to one another.

[user328]

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a restaurant she read the whole menu and said, "I'll have that."

[Guest]

I feel like there is no social cohesion anymore , just a giant dystopia with lots of fear and loathing and some dicks joking around

how's it gonna get sorted out I wonder

[Guest]

about 3 years ago after another guest was charming her mo said to me "you are out, he's in " ... and it really left a scar

its favoritism at its worst

[Mister Obvious]

*in front of bathroom mirror*

"We all look so much better in warm light."

*seconds later realizes she referred to herself as "we all" ... briefly contemplates whether or not there might be some kinda problem there*

Bah, fuck it!

[Mister Obvious]

Psychological studies show that thinking and speaking of oneself in the third person increases wisdom and has a positive effect on one's mental state because an individual who does so is more intellectually humble, more capable of empathy and understanding the perspectives of others, and is able to distance emotionally from one's own problems.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illeism

[Mister Obvious]

“Birds look so delicious.”

10:55.

[somethingelseishere]

"There's nothing a good hard cry won't fix.

Except for cancer. Cryin' ain't fixing that shit."

[Guest]

Mildreds vagina is open for business
but only if you take your meds

[Guest]

I aint never really seen a crime maybe crimes is all hoaxes too

[Mister Obvious]

CRIMES DON'T EXIST BECAUSE GUEST HAS NEVER SEEN ONE, OKAY???? UNDERSTAND THAT.

[user328]

I've never seen Guest. Does he really exist?

[user328]

If Amazon delivers by drone and you order a drone from Amazon, does an Amazon drone deliver your drone, or does your drone deliver itself?

(Say it three times fast!)

[Mister Obvious]

Awwwe shit!

[user328]

Thank you very much, be here all week, tip ya waitress.

So now I'm wondering why this here drone from Amazon needs background music when there's nobody aboard.

https://www.amazon.com/Dragon-Touch-Fold...08CXZM77Y/

Does it blast Flight of the Valkeries over a loudspeaker whilst it harasses your foe?

[user328]

Под лунным светом! Серьезный лунный свет!