I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits...

[Dark Dick]

It's been five days, Fannie.

You need to give us the scoop on the poop.

I hope you're not constipated.

[user328]

Constipatia von Buttocks

[Dark Dick]

"Jack Shit" by Dark Dick.

Jack be nimble,

Jack be quick.

Jack needs to take

a big ol' shit.

Jack looked high,

Jack looked low.

Jack found a spot

and let it go.

[Guest]

Maybe MO is busy with the aftermath of the tornados.

[Dink Beaver]

@ 7:33   taking a dump  , I like this guy bought 400 cheap acres middle of nowhere  built this  little home  

[user328]

What's the property tax on 400 cheap acres?

[Dark Dick]

"Jack and Jill: Mud Butt" by Dark Dick

Jack took Jill into the bush,

to take a big fat shit on her tush.

When they got far away from town,

Jill went ass up on the ground.

Jack squatted and opened his crown,

then the brown came tumbling down.

[Dark Dick]

"Jack and Jill: Shit Tits" by Dark Dick

Jack took Jill into the pit,

to take a big ol' shit on her tits.

When they got into the hole,

Jill went tits up like filet of sole.

Jack straddled Jill and filled his chest,

then he dropped a big log between her breasts.

[user328]

Jill must have pretty low self esteem to let Jack shit all over her like that.

[Dark Dick]

She needed the money.

[user328]

Besides being tasty and nutritious, it's hands down the best cure for constipation I've encountered.

For real.

I've never understood the compulsion to brag about one's shits before now, but after the gargantuan steamer I begat earlier today, I can see how some marvels of fecal composition are truly worth writing home about.

This must be what the fool who penned that famous Kelly Clarkson troll was talking about. It was impressive in both girth and length. It slid out so smooth and easy, I had no idea it was as big as it was until I looked down at the aftermath. I never imagined the human colon could gestate such a monstrosity. Surely a Guinness world record contender.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. I actually launched an oumuamua this evening.

[Mister Obvious]

It's a beautiful feeling.

Remember to douche your anus when you're done...

[user328]

Anal Douche could be a good name for a band.

[Mister Obvious]

Man I tell you what...

I really need to get some KY Jelly and start lubing up my ass for these "morning after rice & beans" shits!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn near got PTSD from takin' a shit!??!!!?!

[Dark Dick]

Man I tell you what...

I really need to get some KY Jelly and start lubing up my ass for these "morning after rice & beans" shits!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn near got PTSD from takin' a shit!??!!!?!

That's a good idea.

Give me some of that KY Jelly so I don't get sore from wanking off next to you.

~fap~fap~fap~fap~fap~

[Mister Obvious]

Sharing is caring.

[Dark Dick]

When I'm a ghost you can find me hanging out in and around women's restrooms.

I'll prefer the outdoor restrooms in parks and close to nature.

[Mister Obvious]

Are you gonna get weirded out by all the other pervy dude ghosts and butch dyke chick ghosts there though??

[Dark Dick]

It might be like being in a seedy porn cinema.

Then again, ghosts don't take up space like we do.

We might be able to occupy the same space and not interact with each other, if we don't want too.

There might be lots of pervert ghosts waiting for you in you toilet every day, Fannie.

They might be drawn to the aura of big fat girl dumps.