I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits...

[user328]

The quality of my shits took a roller coaster ride over the past 6 months.

I had a surgery Thursday that seems to have improved matters so far.

[Mister Obvious]

I hope you feel so much better once you're all healed up, Dev. May your life be filled with a never before encountered zest and an absolute re-invigoration like you've never had before!

[user328]

Maybe it will after I shed a few Boomers.

[Guest]

“Hey guys check out my poop”
Mo went all amber turd in us before it was even cool

[Mister Obvious]

You ever had one of those triplet or quadruplet shits where just when you think you're done, you give butt birth to another one?

[Atma]

You ever had one of those triplet or quadruplet shits where just when you think you're done, you give butt birth to another one?

Fuck yes. Especially the day after eating some ice cream. 

My favorite is the "second wind" shit. Like, you're pretty much done, but you're in the middle of something on your phone, so you're just sitting there chilling, and a few minutes later you're taking a whole new shit.

[Mister Obvious]

Lmfaolololol.

[user328]

My shits were damn near perfect for two weeks after surgery.

The third week, I spent five days birthing one long, hard shit. (Yeah, I've been eating a lot of ice cream lately.) Several visits to the toilet each day, with a turtle head poking out at the end of each session. Talk about miserable. After a few days of using PG and stool softeners, I finally cleared the log jam today. Just in time to time to start my pre-colonoscopy regimen of laxatives. I can't get a fucking break.

[Dink Beaver]

@ 5:22 the defecations just deposited on the   tracks 

[Mister Obvious]

Have you ever taken a shit that looked like a dragon?

[Mister Obvious]

Just took one of the top 5 biggest shits of my life...

Absolute double-flusher, one for the recordbooks without a doubt.

I'm gonna tell you the secret...

Cabbage.

Red (purple) cabbage.

Just eat you some cabbage, I eat it raw in salads.

One of the best things you can ever eat, and it don't even take much.

Shred up a couple cabbage leaves in your salad, you're good to go and I do mean GO.

[NotAllowed]

The thing is I love red cabbage.
But its limited in fiber.
Like you think its healthy and it is, but its fiber content is low.
Bran sticks could get you 30gs with 100gs.
I even tried psysllium husks. No good.

[Mister Obvious]

When it comes to red cabbage, it's not about the fiber, it's about the fermentation...

It assists the fiber to do its job mo bettah.

[Mister Obvious]

If you eat enough fiber with raw cabbage, you won't get gas because the two are balanced and working in tandem.

[Mister Obvious]

Next day? One of the most glorious shits that ever passed through your asscheeks.

Try it out, thank me later.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. I just took a five day old shit a few hours back.

Felt like one of those giant cucumbers.

Do you think something is going on with the physical plane causing these big dumps to form?

[Mister Obvious]

Could be.

Wouldn't be surprised.

[Mister Obvious]

Tons of pressure changes in the weather out my way, and it was causing the locals some gas a few days back. The ones who wouldn't admit it were clearly agitated... you knew it was gas, but they were too proud to fess up.

[Mister Obvious]

Animals too.

[Dark Dick]

They don't call it a heatwave for nothing.