Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

[user428]

That was a great cooking video.

[user328]

There used to be an actual job of delivering them fresh from the fryer to bars and whatnot.

[Mister Obvious]

I wanna eat some damn FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[user428]

I want to make pork rinds now. I won't, but that was awesome.

[user428]

Just the fact that he stirred it with a boat oar, and had a beer can utility belt.

[user428]

I usually make ham and lentil soup, which us one of my favorites. Ill have to look up the different recipes for pinto beans.

[user428]

I wonder if he was trying to do The Simpson's, Duff Man utility belt. I just noticed that.

[user328]

They use those paddles that look like boat oars to stir huge batches of food in factories.

[user428]

Oh yeah, I have seen that. Nice, he's a pro then.

[user328]

I don't know about the pro part. The people who work in those factories are hired through temp agencies and make a few cents above minimum wage.

[user428]

That wok he has is huge. I'm impressed.

[user328]

FedEx managed to get my radio all the way here from China in a day. Now the post office on the south side is gonna sit on it all weekend.

[user428]

Are you gunna listen to coast to coast?

[user328]

I liked it when Art Bell was host because he was always subtly trolling the guests. It's not the same with George Noory.

[Mister Obvious]

Art's masterful shitlord techniques rarely get the recognition they deserve.

[user428]

Yeah, Noori didn't really have an opinion on anything. I missed most of the Art Bell stuff, but heard it was really good.

[user328]

I wonder if Art would still be pimping those C. Crane radios if he knew Tecsun was the same or better quality for less.

[Mister Obvious]

I can hear Art saying Tecsun.

[user328]

Is Noori still host, or do they have someone else now? I haven't listened to it in ages.