Bank Collapse Aesthetic

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TBH I think he's wearing makeup in this vid.

But I'd have to see him shirtless to be able to tell for sure!?

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3:22 he's serving us some edge lately, he knows the audience wants him to be naughty!

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I mean, he's fucking right though.

Same is true about property taxes...

That said, I mean...

Property taxes are a lot less than mortgage payments.

Ultimately, nobody really owns their home...

BECAUSE of taxes, because the government can just take it from you, etc.

The answer is to live as sustainably and minimally as possible.

No one needs one of these ridiculous big houses in a cookie cutter neighborhood.

Even a normal sized home out in the boonies brings its own host of problems.

I think people should live in fairly small (easily replaceable) structures on a few acres, not use AC, burn wood for heat if you're dumb enough to live somewhere that gets cold, grow a manageable garden, and just stay out of the BS game of collecting "things" instead of experiences.

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grow a manageable garden

And get a couple animals that eat grass so you don't have to mow the bullshit.

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I wanna see how this guy acts in a casual dinner setting or something... like I seriously can't imagine it.

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I just imagine he's a super hardcore stuck up strict kinda person.

I imagine it'd be one of those situations where he wears a bunch of expensive clothes that look flawless and has at least one supermodel hot Miami style woman with big fake tits sitting across from him...

And there's just like...

This heavy atmosphere of superficiality and joylessness and the only real pleasure they get is from some kinda BDSM style sex acts after the fact.

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Does that sound judgemental??

I feel like that kinda sounds judgemental...

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Maybe I'm wrong. Prolly not though.

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Does it sound like I speak from experience?

I meeheheheheheeeaaannnn...

No.

I don't have fake tits?!

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I love talking about this guy.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the other day...

Somebody hits me up and goes, "OMG I ran across that guy on YouTube that you showed me a long time ago!"

I was like, "Uhhh, who?"

"Oh you know, the sorta middle aged guy you thought was so hot!"

I'm like, "Can you... narrow that down a little bit? It could be like 100 different people."

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I wonder what hair products he uses.

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I wonder what kinda laundry detergent he uses.

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I wonder what he smells like.

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He's probably gay though.

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I'm like abnormally attracted to gay dudes and historically have a super broken gaydar.

It doesn't matter anymore since I'm a nun now though.

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Accountants have a pretty high suicide rate.

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I need to make friends with a dude who can tell me when other dudes are gay.

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