Frank Tufano: Exposing the Vegan Conspiracy

[somethingelseishere]

Far too much sodium per serving. At least for me.
Must be sodium-sensitive.

[Dark Dick]

[Dark Dick]

Frank Tufano: Exposing the Illuminati Conspiracy

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I don't think Frankie is doing very well.

I think he needs to move far away from the city and his family and go live on a cheap piece of farmland, or maybe just be a farmhand for someone else.

Whatever he's doing, it's not working... he's not okay.

[Guest]

golly maybe he needs to eat some veggies

[Mister Obvious]

Good luck ever fully recovering from a glorified eating disorder...

Whether it's veganism, carnivore diet, or any other extremist diet, once the damage is done to your body, pft...



It is what it is.

Best advice? Keep your diet balanced and eat a little bit of everything...

Once you venture over into any extremist way of eating for any extended period of time, you're totally fucking yourself.

This society, bent on keeping meet away from you, pushing veganism, encouraging you to eat crickets...

They're trying to fucking kill you.

It's not about 'sustainability'...

It's about making you sick and ensuring that you need SOME type of medications for the rest of your life, it's a pharmaceutical industrial complex trap.

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

9:00 you can feel that he thinks he fucked up.

He'll definitely need more to make it make sense.

It's fine, I mean... what's done is done.

Kinda like plastic surgery though, it's hard to strike any balance once you start fucking with things.

I don't think he should lose any sleep over it, but he's definitely made a decision that alters the course of his life.

By no means is he done getting tattoos.

He'll need some on his sternum and his arms now.

[Mister Obvious]

One way to close it off and not need any more would be to put a big mean snake (or other beast) face right in the middle of his chest/breastplate.

After that, he should quit while he's ahead and leave well enough alone.

[Mister Obvious]

He should have never done it in the first place, but now that he has, he's gonna have to finish it.

Take the quickest route to pattern completion that doesn't involve many more tattoos.

One big one right in the center and it's over.

Just leave things alone after that.

[Mister Obvious]

A lot of the comments think he's trolling and he may be... hopefully he is.

You can go into a tattoo studio and have them draw on the stencil and then leave and act like it's tattooed.

I didn't really watch the video so I dunno whether he showed the actual needling process or not.

I don't watch Frankie anymore so I don't really care anyways, but if it IS real then he can follow the advice above.

[Mister Obvious]

8:19 hate to break it to his fans, but that is real and you can tell from the redness/swelling.

Lol.

Loool.

Oh Frankie, sweetheart.

Know thyself.

[Mister Obvious]

The tattoo place would really have to be in on the prank, they'd have to be friends for sure.

They could draw it on and make it look like it's in progress, they could dust his chest with rouge to fake redness...

In the one clip he did show of needling, the guy's hand was blocking the area so it very well could have been faked.

Like I said though, they'd have to be really close friends for a studio to be willing to fake this.

Or he may have paid them. Who knows.

I think it's real though.

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/75/f5/95/...805e00.jpg

He needs something like that in the middle.

Maybe without the wings or some kinda alteration to it, but the beast face is the idea.

[Mister Obvious]

I think Frankie needs a hug.

Altering the body is never the answer, sweetheart.

You poor thing...

I'd cuddle you if I could. Really I would, Frankie.

It's all gonna be okay, but stop.

[Dark Dick]

[user428]

My sister was vegan for like five years. She just completely gave it up, after meeting a guy...

[user428]

There's like a big vegan community in Chang Mai, Thailand. I just know because the streamer Cheap Charlie always talks about them. I would beat up each one of them. LOL. I am a fan of vegetarians though, and Indian culture.

Also, there is a huge martial arts and weight lifting community in Thailand. That's pretty awesome. I used to lift weights in high school and my 20's. Now I just keep it basic. Push ups, if I'm not working in the yard.

[Mister Obvious]

Also, there is a huge martial arts and weight lifting community in Thailand.

By far the better community, no question.