Sometimes Alex Jones gasps for air...

[Mister Obvious]

It's not rare that he does this, it's even in a video of him on my channel... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rjSyMCaAWg

I haven't been watching Alex Jones lately (as I've discussed on here), but it was just something I was thinking about.

He claims it's because he 'gets excited' and 'hyperventilates'.

I dunno... I've seen people do it before. They're usually fat and smoke a lot though.

It's just painful and upsetting to see people do this, especially when it's somebody you love.

Maybe I'm too sensitive, but I know other people notice this too... he tries to make excuses for it.

Maybe it's his diet... it's no secret he likes huge juicy steaks and hamburgers and shit. 

Probably clogging his arteries.

Super Male can only do so much... he should probably get more exercise.

He gets so fucking worked up about shit... he needs to be healthy and get his lymphatic system pumping.

[Mister Obvious]

Alex is like the Hulk.

I love the guy, regardless if I think he's done some stupid shit lately (like having Millie "Bitchface" Weaver on the show)...

I just want him to be healthy and keep fighting the good fight for a long time to come.

[Potato's worst nightmare]

Taking on the globalists is a risky business when it comes to your health.

[Mister Obvious]

"ALLAH SNACKBAR" ROFLROFLROFL.

"GOD ABSOLUTELY HATES YOU AND YOUR FAMILY" LMFAOLOLOLOL.

I just love it when he roars unintelligibly.

Alex Jones is fucking everything to me...

:cries:

I can't stop.

I CANNOT.

STOP.

LOVING YOU.

ALEX.

FUCKING.

JONES.

I love it when he grits his teeth ROFLMAO.

And he just like screams. LMAOLOLOLOL.

WHOAAA.

WTF.

I've never heard him talking backward before. Man that shit is weird.

I just love Alex Jones because the reason that he's so great is because he's so REAL.

And honest and really doesn't hold back.

"IT'S MARILYN MONROE WITH A BIG SWINGIN' JOHNSON BRO!"

ROFLROFL.

AHAHAHAHAH.

Oh my God... thanks for posting this.

Sigh.

I love you Alex.

4:45 ROFL.

It's his facial expressions sometimes...

Having such a personality is what has made him such a cult classic fucking hero.

NO ONE compares...

No one.

That's why he's going down in history, famous as fuck and deserving every second of fucking attention he gets.

Fucking love you Alex Jones.

I love you so much.

[Mister Obvious]

I always wondered why Alex Jones was the one on top in the conspiracy theory side of things...

And it's because the captain of that ship (InfoWars) is a good man with good intentions.