It's about time we had a frank discussion about Trix's naughty bits.

[user35]

What do you suppose they taste like? Bubble gum would be my guess.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't know what they taste like but I'll tell you what, they look like a flesh-colored bat with a gnarly gunshot wound!!!

[user35]

As long as they stay crunchy, even in milk, it's all good.

[Mister Obvious]

No problem! I use plenty of Scotchgard.

[user35]

Something I've been wondering about...

Does it squeak like a balloon when you stick a finger in there?

[Mister Obvious]

No, it's like when you put money into a Zoltar machine...

[user35]

No, it's like when you put money into a Zoltar machine...

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAY!!!

[Mister Obvious]

That mustache though!

[user35]

That mustache though!

I don't mind picking hair out of muh teef, but the idea of naughty bits talking to me in a Romanian accent is just too much.

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Diggy

[user35]

Maybe you could teach it to speak French. That would be hawt!

[Mister Obvious]

So you're saying that my vagina sounding like a dude is hot only as long it's speaking french?

[user35]

Nooooo. It would definitely need a sex change.

Oh wait. What the fuck am I even saying?!?

[Mister Obvious]

This went too far.

[user35]

This went too far.

2:03

[FTNWO]

I don't know what they taste like but I'll tell you what, they look like a flesh-colored bat with a gnarly gunshot wound!!!

This made me laugh.