The X-Files (1993) - Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.imgur.com/nsDstqC.jpeg

Fineass bitch.

[Dark Dick]

Gillian Anderson has that 1940's Film Noir look.

[Mister Obvious]

I would lick them titties and I shall not front.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm straighter than the straightest arrow.

But them titties...

They're a magnet and my tongue is a refrigerator door.

[Mister Obvious]

And I don't even like Gillian Anderson that much if I'ma be so real.

But...

Pft. When she fine, she fine.

[Mister Obvious]

I can't stand myself sometimes...

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/70ssmut4/791848747510415360

LOL. I saw a retro necklace with a tongue like that the other day.

[Mister Obvious]

Homie you just posted links to TITTIES.

This was not an invitation to post links to BIG OL' JUICY MUHFUCKIN' TITTIES MY GUY.

I'ma act like I didn't see this shit, and I'ma step away for approximately 3 minutes.

[Mister Obvious]

"70s smut" roflmfao.

I like your style, Dick.

Always have...

[Dark Dick]

Nudity was soo rampant in the 1970's, you could consider it the norm.

Any plain nudity from the 1970's could be given a pass.

Also, there's nudity at the beginning of "The Man with the Golden Gun" when Bond goes to the Thai casino.

And some casual nudity later on with "Chew Mee" swimming in the pool.

[Mister Obvious]

"Chew Mee"

roflrofl

[Mister Obvious]

'Bout to land this ROFLCOPTER on your HEL-LO pad!?

[Mister Obvious]

I can't do this anymore...

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

"Closed to the public" roflmfaolol GOD KNOWS IT SHOULD BE AMIRITE THOUGH.

(Sorry, I had to.)

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

LOL. If the Aliens combined Scully and Mulder into one person they'll get Gunvira.

[Mister Obvious]

It's so comforting and satisfying the way the shape of the gun just sort of sinks into her titties.