Wank is my new favorite word...

[Mister Obvious]

Mo do you have a fake southern accent and was you banished from your church for being a slut that caused merry men to sin ?

Guest, stop tellin' off my secrets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Wank-A-Mole

[Guest]

“Now why would I ever stop wanking this
With others wankin' records that just don't wank
I wanked around the world from London to the wank
It's Hammer go Hammer
It's a Hammer yo Hammer and the rest go and wank
You can't wank this”

[Guest]

“...either wank hard Or you might as well quit”

“Stop Hammer time”

-MC Hammer

[Guest]

Wanker king james version

[Guest]

Mercury Wankrograde till the 20th

[Mister Obvious]

Guest is now wank stream of consciousness posting...

That's some next level shit.

[Guest]

Wank streaming in my Wankstream Private Jet.

[Guest]

wanktrails

[Guest]

Premium Economy Wank

[Guest]

George Michael Edition: Everything She Wanks

https://youtu.be/Yf_Lwe6p-Cg

Uh huh huh
Oh yeah
Wank, wank

Somebody told me
"Boy, everything she wanks is everything she sees"
I guess I must have loved you
Because I said you were the perfect girl for me
Baby

And now we're six wanks older
And everything you wank and everything you see
Is out of reach, not good enough
I don't know what the hell you want from me oh

(Doo doo doo) I can't wank any harder than I do
Somebody tell me
Won't you tell me
Why I wank so hard for you?

[Guest]

Breakwank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLVTwsxQn7w

[Guest]

https://youtu.be/CP6j9UqRfEg

[Dark Dick]

Change your name to M.O.H.A.W.K.

Mister Obvious Has A Wanking Kink.

You can also use it as your Native American Name.

[Mister Obvious]

You can also use it as your Native American Name.

Finally...

I have a name.

THANK YOU DARK DICK.

[Dark Dick]

"Wanking In A Winter Wonderland" by Wank Sinatra

[Guest]

Wankona Virus

[Guest]

Murky Retrowank started again

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, you should do a cover of "Over There".

Over there, over there,
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Wanks are cumming, the Wanks are cumming
The drums rum-tumming everywhere.
So prepare, say a prayer,
Send the word, send the word to beware –
We'll be over, we're cumming over,
And we won't cum back till it's over, over there.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. "West Bank" is really "Best Wank".

It's been staring us in the face all this time.