How long have crackers been around? What is the history of the cracker?

[Mister Obvious]

I LOVE CRACKERS SO MUCH

[Mister Obvious]

CAPTAIN'S WAFERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DO THEY ONLY COME IN THE LIL PACKS OF TWO OR ARE THESE BABIES AVAILABLE IN BULK

I WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS

ALL KINDS OF CRACKERS

[Mister Obvious]

I WANT RITZ AND SALTINES TOO

I WANT THEM NOW

RIGHT NOW

[Mister Obvious]

I EVEN WANT CHEEZ-ITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I didn't even realize I was posting out loud on this thread until just before I hit send on that last post.

I was in a cracker induced trance.

[Mister Obvious]

CRACKER HEAVEN

[Mister Obvious]

I JUST FOUND A ZIPLOCK BAG OF RANDOM CRACKERS IN THE BACK OF THE PANTRY

[Mister Obvious]

YOU CAN'T LIVE ON CRACKERS ALONE IT'S IN THE BIBLE

BUT YOU CAN LIVE ON CRACKERS AND SOUP

[Mister Obvious]

YOU COULD EVEN LEARN TO MAKE FISH SOUP AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE ALL THE MEATS AVAILABLE IN A SOUP FORMAT

[Mister Obvious]

CRUMBS EVERYWHERE

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like Ritz was a cracker born out of the precipice of decadence, and necessity... the thin line of need versus want.

They're flaky, more on the sweet side, with a golden buttery finish... but underneath this seeming perfection is the expectation of filling too many voids.

It can't be the cracker for all things. But it's the cracker for surviving, and thriving.

[Mister Obvious]

Ritz...

The cracker for making the most out of what you have.

[Dark Dick]

I JUST FOUND A ZIPLOCK BAG OF RANDOM CRACKERS IN THE BACK OF THE PANTRY

Stale crackers are the best kind.

[Mister Obvious]

If you go from saltines to Ritz...

You will taste disappointment.

[Mister Obvious]

I just found an entire new box of saltines I didn't know I had. I'm having them in soup and they've got a gorgeous golden brown finish, it's not typical for saltines to look so good. They're the best saltines I've ever had.

[Mister Obvious]

I've always loved soup more than any other food in the world except spaghetti and broccoli!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I crave the delicious peace and serenity of a bowl of soup!

I was born to make mouth love to soup.

[Mister Obvious]

Casserole, soup, pureed food, and crackers.

I want little more than to spend my life eating them!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I LOVE CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I AM IN ESCATACSY