How long have crackers been around? What is the history of the cracker?

[Dark Dick]

Ketchup goes well with crackers.

Put a dab of ketchup on a cracker and put another cracker on top of it, then rub them together to coat both with ketchup.

[Dark Dick]

I also thought about using Hershey's chocolate syrup on chocolate chip cookies and butter cookies.

[Dark Dick]

https://dandyads.tumblr.com/post/7625019.../ritz-1950

Ritz 1950.

[Dark Dick]

White bread slices turn into crackers when you put them in the toaster.

[Mister Obvious]

I need more crackers in my life.

I want Ritz. I want Captain's Wafers. I want basic saltines.

I need. I desire.

[Mister Obvious]

I was reading or watching something the other day about people who start most of their sentences with "I"...

Something about them being mentally ill or depressed or something. Introspective, self-centered, something.

I don't really remember or even necessarily agree with it, TBH, it is what it is.

If I'm a self-obsessed prick then fine. Okay. I'm a self-obsessed prick.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/cautious-...and-mba-ma

Sounds like an attempt to police peoples' personal expression to me, fuck that.

[Mister Obvious]

If I wanna start every sentence with "I" then I fucking will.

[Mister Obvious]

Something about them being mentally ill or depressed or something.

I mean, TBH, it's probably true though. Still not changing.

[Dark Dick]

They might also be signaling to their fellow "Illuminati".

[Mister Obvious]

Well, I don't like to mention it a lot but yes, Dick is right, I'm actually 100% in the Illuminati.

[Mister Obvious]

Like 5 million percent actually. I'm in it.

[Dark Dick]

They called them "crackers" because they would always crack.

[Dark Dick]

"Safe Crackers" are crackers you keep in a safe/safe place.