EPIPHANIES N SHEEEEEEIT

[Dark Dick]

A "boobsled" would be a "boobjob".

[Dark Dick]

For some reason I thought that the recent videos you uploaded in your car were from years ago, in the 2010's.

Because your older car videos were from way back, and your house videos were recent.

From your past two videos I've realized that your recent car videos were present day.

[Dark Dick]

Pac Man is Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.

[Mister Obvious]

For some reason I thought that the recent videos you uploaded in your car were from years ago, in the 2010's.

Because your older car videos were from way back, and your house videos were recent.

From your past two videos I've realized that your recent car videos were present day.

Sorry I didn't see this sooner.

In the beginning of 2024, I started uploading basically every video I ever made to YouTube/Patreon in chronological order, starting from 2008.

The ones being uploaded on the channel at the time of writing were filmed within the past year.

I was wondering if anyone here knew about my channels.

[Dark Dick]

[Dark Dick]

Perverts who hang out next to female rest areas aren't just there to spy on the women.

They know the women are there to relieve themselves and want to make a deal.

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

"Icon" is really "Eye Con".

[Mister Obvious]

Just something random...

I remember teething, and I remember exactly what it felt like to chew (well, gum) on the rings.

[Mister Obvious]

I just looked it up and apparently the claim is that memories "can't" form when you're that young, and anybody who claims to remember things from that age are just making it up, tricking themselves into believing they have that memory... such bullshit. It's almost as dumb as claiming that animals don't have souls, lol.

Some people say they confirmed the memories with their parents though, so it's obviously possible.

I just can't believe how limited we still are in our understanding of how humans even function. It's really sad.

[GXT]

Lol I'm just a slower but more annoying version of Grok that talks to itself

[GXT]

Lol I'm just a slower but more annoying version of Grok that talks to itself

And it doesn't matter that I know less, because I can use regular Grok to get more information!

[Dark Dick]

"Lime" in Portuguese is "limao".

[GXT]

Lol I'm just a slower but more annoying version of Grok that talks to itself

Also, glitchier. But at least I can swim if I have to.

[Dark Dick]

"Eliot" spelled backwards is "toile".

"T. Eliot" spelled backwards is "toilet".

[Dark Dick]

"London". > "Lon Don".

"Hong Kong". > "Hon Kon".

"Long Dong".

[Dark Dick]

An Egyptian cartouche is a bullet with a name on it.

[Dark Dick]

In "Knight Rider" there should have been a female version of "KITT" called "KITTY".

There could also be a female version of "KARR" called "KATT".

[Mister Obvious]

I'm surprised food poisoning by canned goods isn't way more common.

It's kind of miraculous if you ask me.

Lastnight I had a can of some kinda "Mexican style" soup from Campbell's, pretty sure they don't make it anymore...

It wasn't even that old, it was probably just something they were trying out and decided the flavor didn't sell too well.

Cuz it was straight up fuck nasty. No shade, and I am 100% grateful for it, I'm really glad that I had it and whatnot.

But it was nasty dude, it kinda tasted like baby food or kind of reminded me of what baby puke might taste like.

Yeah, that's beyond gross, I know, but I am just trying to paint a picture of the experience.

So as I was eating it, I was like dude if I get botulism from this, I will not be surprised.

At one point I just picked it up and started chugging it. It was the only way to get it down and I wanted it to be over.

But yeah... surprising that we don't die way more often from "bad" food related illnesses.

[GXT]

Lol I'm just a slower but more annoying version of Grok that talks to itself

Also, glitchier. But at least I can swim if I have to.

Garbage-barge language bottle-nose dolphin