YouTube comments I dare not leave!

[user328]

"Mmmhmm, this bitch lookin' WAY too happy in this thumbnail...."

Perhaps she's been sampling the family recipe.

[somethingelseishere]

That's a franchise kinda smile!

[somethingelseishere]

Julia, I've noticed over several [if not all] of your videos that you sound nervous, flustered 
and flat-out on edge. Are you OK? You seem... not OK. Are you in danger?? Are you being
held against your will?? Made to cook these awesome dishes for a tyrannical group of
overbearing Mormons??? I know you can't reply to this comment. They probably control your
access to this channel. So do me this - in your next video, no matter WHAT you're cooking - 
at the 4:00 mark - say "salami sandwiches" and I'll send help!!! You copy??

SALAMI SANDWICHES!!!!! Do it Julia!! We WILL get you to safety!!! *worried*


ROFL!! At least I admit there's a problem and that I need help. lol

[somethingelseishere]

"I bet her tiddies taste like cereal milk... Apple Jacks cereal milk..."

I gave up trying to figure out where these kinda thoughts come from. I just embrace them
and let it flow. Does it make me weird? You betcha! Does it make me a terrible person? I'm gonna say no.

[somethingelseishere]

"This was forty-three minutes of a guy crying out to God for a divorce in coded language."

Now I like this Gil fella and would never want to hurt his feelings... but come on.

Come on.

[Mister Obvious]

31:55 I'm thinking to myself dude... no shade, but why do people watch this guy's videos?? Why would people be leaving a ton of comments that he can't reply to and then he feels bad about it?? What are his videos even about?

Then I looked at his channel...



27:46...

Damn yo.

I mean...

I've come to this conclusion before, but...

Clearly somehow it's human nature to film ourselves and the stuff around us, I dunno how it got there, but it's obviously there.

[somethingelseishere]

I think one day last year he came up in the algo on YT so I checked one of his videos
out. I liked his voice, in a weird ASMRy kinda way. And he seems like a pretty decent
guy. But yeah, he's real into old tech - like cassette decks, VHS and all stuff 80's.

He's just an everyday kinda regular dude. That has a small legion of subscribers.
I probably catch one of his videos a week. I don't watch any of the "video from 1980 something"
ones cuz they're usually on the long side of thirty minutes and I just can't. Kinda gave up on life
tonight and put this latest behemoth on - the 43 minute job - and for all the tea in Chiney  -
I made it through!

After about 15 minutes, I knew I'd be coming here to revive this thread! ROFL!!

[Mister Obvious]

After about 15 minutes, I knew I'd be coming here to revive this thread! ROFL!!

I'm glad you did cuz I might need it... I stopped leaving comments on YouTube a month back or so. I will never be submitting a comment on the platform again. I actually deleted every single comment I ever made, including livestream chats which... took a hot minute, not gonna lie. It was worth it though.

[FungPuzzled]

I got post bane for 24 hours for saying to someone "yeah that cs spray fuckin burns" cyber harassment and bullying of CS spray? 

[user328]

How do you delete livestream chats?

Not that I'd waste time posting anything to YouTube livestream chat in the first place. The damned thing scrolls by so fast that nobody sees what you wrote. Only superchats get noticed by the presenter.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/feed/history

Manage All History > Comments > Live Chat

[user328]

They should have a button on there to show only superchats. That's where the conversation with the content creator is. The rest is background noise.

[FungHasNoClue]

I don't even know what devs Chanel is I dunno even what her site is, makes it hard to have a convo when you are talking to the CIA and everything is classified.
But then again I don't really care

[user328]

Anna herself has a generic Russian face, small boobs, and a big butt.

If I posted a comment like that on YouTube, the slackjawed mob would call me a hater.

I'm not hating on Anna at all. I love her. I think she most likely has an honest appraisal of her appearance, and would probably agree.

Americans are simpletons though. Assuming hate as the only possible motive behind any criticism shows a lack of emotional maturity.

[user328]

I don't even know what devs Chanel is I dunno even what her site is...

I've posted all of that in plain site. Maybe follow the convo instead of trying to figure out how to creep on me?

[somethingelseishere]

"So, her mom wouldn't let her sing for a president, but had no problem whatsoever handing
her over to child-raping Hollywood - for a 'career'. Another instance of politics making already
stupid people even more retarded."

Wasn't willing to risk my account being deleted just to state what should be the obvious.
But, in their defense, most Conan fans wouldn't be able to find their own ass with both hands.
I'm sure they'd have much better luck finding the report button though.

[somethingelseishere]

Just to clarify: that wasn't a dig or judgement on Conan. I love Conan.
His fans - are another matter.