THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[somethingelseishere]

Girl got a BIG ol' booty!

[somethingelseishere]

"Dude, you don't look like a Ray. You look more like a Chris or a Kevin."
"You should pimp-slap your parents for giving you that ill-fitting name." 

Cuz I ain't tryin' to get this fool in trouble with the law.

[Mister Obvious]

He needs to put on a hood and go out naked from the shoulders down to even out that weird face/neck tan he's got going on.

Maybe it's just the lighting but it looks pretty delineated to me.

11:35 I have a feeling me and this guy are pretty compatible though, no BS.

[Mister Obvious]

I hope he keeps eating... I hate it when dudes get too thin.

[Mister Obvious]

13:12 I'm honestly kind of starting to love this guy a little bit.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd say he needs his own dedicated thread, but he might find the site if we do and I dunno if we really want that.

[Guest]

Have you guys checked out Leaked Reality? It's one the craziest sites I've come across in a while. I won't link it here because it has a lot of super fucked up stuff on it.

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks for being courteous Guest, I do appreciate that.

[Guest]

[Mister Obvious]

Wasn't it decided that the MH370 pilot was suicidal and decided to take everyone down with him and started flying in the opposite direction of where they were meant to go until they ran out of gas and crashed in the ocean?

[somethingelseishere]

No chick on this planet is 75-minutes-hot.
Don't get me wrong, she's absolutely delicious, but... ya gnomesane??

[somethingelseishere]

I'd say he needs his own dedicated thread, but he might find the site if we do and I dunno if we really want that.

That's our girl, always thinkin' on her feet.

[Mister Obvious]

It's not like he couldn't see that the vids are embedded on this thread if he looked at his YT analytics, but that's different than there being an actual devoted thread with his name as the title etc.

I feel like maybe we don't wanna poke this hornets' nest.

[Mister Obvious]

Keep talking about him in this thread though? Oh absofuckinglutely.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean he IS legendary.

[somethingelseishere]

No chick on this planet is 75-minutes-hot.
Don't get me wrong, she's absolutely delicious, but... ya gnomesane??

Now I'm 2nd-guessing myself...

Long, luscious brown hair, brown eyes, glasses... fuck.

See, the brown hair/eyes combo is a heartstopper. But you put glasses on it? 
Wooooooooooo, son. Got-dayum. I mean, glasses on ANY chick regardless of
hair/eye color exponentially blasts the numbers through the roof. So...

*sigh*

[Mister Obvious]

I'm the kind of person who would watch that entire video...

With the caveat that I commentate on every second of it in order to prove where the fuck that time in my life went and help other people out by summarizing it so they don't actually have to watch it.

[Guest]

I like Stephanie but I don't think she's that cute. Too much makeup for me. Who knows what's going on under there? Lizard skin? You might also like Danelle Hallan. 

[somethingelseishere]

I'm the kind of person who would watch that entire video...

With the caveat that I commentate on every second of it in order to prove where the fuck that time in my life went and help other people out by summarizing it so they don't actually have to watch it.

Such a warrior. Always taking one for the team.
We need to, like, all chip in and get you a fucking trophy. 

[Mister Obvious]

We need to, like, all chip in and get you a fucking trophy. 

Thank you!!!