THIS is what YouTube was created for!

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Ooooooh shit!! I think I just wet myself...



ON THE INSIDE!!!

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"We don't break the law ma', you know that... we just bend it."

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Lynda Carter: how can she be real?

Holy strawberry & chocolate cannoli... *sighs*

That reminds me - I need more coconut oil from tha' sto'.

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This is what America is all about.


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He's a modern-day Mary Poppins.

***EDIT***

IDK WTF is up with the quoted post but I can't fix it. : /

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I wish I could walk around with a kitten on my shoulder at all times! WAY better than any
fucking parrot!! I'd be the best pirate ever!!! Arrrrr!!!!!

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Awwwwwwwww...



Precious little furr-puffs. 

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0:10 - 2:38  also doubles as excellent dating advice. 

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Dats how i plan on batheing mo

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Maaaan, I'm doing this tomorrow!!! *hawngreh* 

Fuck that lettuce though.

***EDIT***

Also, fuck about half that damn mayo!

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Spam AND soy sauce. So fuck about half that salt!!

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Spam is like pork tofu.

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[2:46 - 2:54] Lulu: "ALL kitteh shudd experriense this wunse in therr lifes..."

[4:07] Lulu's mob tendencies come out - "Ooooh, kitteh haz prahblum, kitteh makez prahblum dissapeer..."

[7:17 - 7:28] The glory of life on planet Earth.

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I just want to take a moment to say that I am forever grateful for kittie harnesses.

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Lulu is such a sweetie!

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1:56 - Oh I've got a bruise and puncture marks to prove THAT'S a big ol' fucking lie!!

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The Heart: Broken.
The Trust: Gone.

No more cuddles for you Mr. Kittsworth. : (

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When all you wanna do is love the kittie and lavish them with physical affection and they say
NO - this is not to be. Go back to Portland with your cousin Maria, I'm not good enough for you.

But they don't say it in words. They say it in CHOMP!!! Kittie fangs. Yeah, as hurtful as it reads.

ROFL @ my retarded ass.

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Here's an idea: SHUT YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM DOOR!!!

Man, it's hard to feel sorry for self-sabotaging enablers.

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My big kitty Elvis is a good bed buddy once he finally lies down.